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I Killed an Academy Player Chapter 196: Love Consultation (1)

Chapter 196: Love Consultation (1)

Germain‌​ scratched his head⁠​ while looking through​ the timetable of⁠ the upcoming yearly‌ examination.

“It’s‌‍⁠ yearlies already…”

It⁠​⁠ was a stressful​​⁠ period of the‍‌‌ year for all‍ students. For most⁠‌‍ guardians, test results​‌ also mattered to‌ some extent when‌‍​ getting a job‍​ post-graduation so they‌​‌ couldn’t set it​‌ aside for good.​

Of‍ course, it didn’t⁠‍‍ really matter for​​​ Germain, a high-ranked⁠ Grade 2 knight,⁠ however…

“Haa…​‌⁠ This is bad.‌ This is bad.‌ I haven’t studied⁠⁠‍ at all…!”

“Umm…‍‌⁠ Hopefully, it will‍ be alright if‍ you start studying⁠⁠ now, right?”

“Maybe⁠⁠‍ for you because‌ all you have‍‌ to study is​ the scripture, but‌ I have to⁠⁠‍ study every theory‍ subject!”

One‌⁠⁠ of the few‌ acquaintances that Germain,⁠⁠ a well-known social​‌⁠ outsider of the⁠ freshmen, interacted with⁠ was a mage⁠‌⁠ in his year‌‌​ group, Melina. She⁠ was a cute⁠‌‌ girl with freckles‍ and red hair‌‌‍ braided into a ponytail. Germain had⁠ no idea how⁠⁠​ he was able‍‍ to befriend such​⁠‍ a cute girl.‍‍⁠

Actually,‍‍ he had some‍ idea about how​‍ it happened.

She⁠‌ was one of​ his peers who‍​‍ wanted him to‌ introduce her to‍ Senior Marie, the‌‌‍ third-year-senior of the‍‌⁠ Magic Department. He⁠ wouldn’t have even⁠⁠​ received such a request if he‌ hadn’t been a part of Korin‍ Guardians, the most‍‍‌ famous student guild‌ in Merkarva.

It‌ was a miraculous⁠‍ connection for him,⁠ considering how he‌⁠ lived as a diligent priest his‌‍‍ whole life.

“Wow.​‍ Germain. Do you​ see that?”

On⁠ the way out‍ of the lecture‌⁠ hall, Melina pointed‍‍‍ at a wide‌‌​ grass garden. It‍​ was a popular⁠ site for students⁠‍ on a day‍​ as good as⁠‌ today, and Germain⁠ saw a group‌⁠‌ that was especially‍⁠ more eye-catching than​‍ others.

It‌⁠​ was none other​ than the famous⁠‍⁠ Korin Lork and​ some female seniors.⁠​⁠

The‌ heavily gender-disproportional group‍​ was having lunch​‍‌ on the grass.‍‍ Seeing Korin being⁠ fed rice balls‍‍ while playing the‍⁠ harp was very​‍‌ impressive in many‍‍ ways.

“He⁠ is a very‌ unique person,” commented⁠⁠​ Melina.

“Big​​ Bro Korin… is⁠​ indeed amazing.”

He‍⁠ was a famous⁠‌ and popular senior​‌ but…

“…Isn’t​‌ that still a bit too… debaucherous?”‌‌⁠

It‌‌‍ was quite an‌ uncomfortable sight for‍‌ Germain who was‍ a faithful and​‍⁠ devout believer. Of⁠​‌ course, it didn’t‍ feel so good​‍ as a man‌ to watch that⁠⁠⁠ happen either.

“What​‍ about it? He‌ is just that​ good of a person.”

However,​ Melina seemed to⁠⁠ think otherwise.

“Thanks⁠ to him, I am using items⁠‌ that I wouldn’t​‌ have been able‌​⁠ to use without⁠‌‌ saving up for‌​ two more years.​⁠​ It’s a lot‌ easier to run⁠‌ missions because of‌ that. There are‌‌ many more options⁠ I can choose‍ from.”

“Ah…”‍‌

During​⁠‍ the Hunting Grounds​ prac lesson at‍⁠ the start of‌‍‌ the semester, he‍ was an irritating⁠⁠⁠ enemy who played​​⁠ around with the‌‍ freshmen students at‍⁠ the beginning of​ the lesson, but​ later gave out⁠‍​ a high-grade magic‍ stone to all‌ the new students.‍‌

He​‍‌ heard Korin had‍​ to use almost⁠​ all of his‌ money for that,​⁠ so Germain asked‍​ him the reason‌‍‍ for pulling such‌ a student and‌​ Korin simply replied​​ after a shrug.‍‌

『It​‍ was supposed to⁠⁠ be for something‍⁠​ else, but something​⁠​ unexpected happened.』

‘O​⁠⁠ well, it was​ a good thing‌‍ for the juniors‌ so it’s fine,‍⁠ isn’t it?’

He‍‍​ added at the⁠⁠​ end.

‘Seriously…​‌ what is he⁠​ thinking?’

He‌⁠‌ was definitely a weird person.

As‌‍‍ a spy from‌ the Xeruem Order‌​ hiding inside Merkarva⁠⁠ Academy, he could‌ only assume that​⁠ Korin Lork was‌ someone far exceeding⁠⁠​ the limitations of‍ his imagination.

“Haa…”​​​

“What’s​ wrong? Why are‍ you sighing?” Melina⁠ asked.

“Nothing…‌⁠ I’m just…”

Jealous…‍‍​

Instead‌ of saying that‌‍ final word, Germain⁠‍⁠ rested his eyes‌ on the red-haired‌ girl for a while.

***‌⁠‌

Although⁠‍ the conflicting opinions‌‍⁠ of the demi-humans⁠​‌ of Dana Shee⁠ and the royal​‍ court had yet‍‌‍ to fully be‍‌ resolved, things were​‌⁠ getting better with‍​ the proactive help​ of Marie and⁠ Estelle.

In⁠ any case, since​ one of the⁠‌ big concerns of⁠‌ the year was​ over, it was‍ time to focus​ back on our⁠ Academy life for​‍⁠ now. The yearly‍ examination and the‌⁠‍ Autumn Harvest Festival​⁠ were both getting‍ quite close.

Through​‍ the fight against‍‍​ Eochaid Bres, I felt first-hand how⁠⁠​ I hadn’t fully​‌⁠ grasped Sebancia Duke’s‌​ power yet.

I might be strong⁠​ already, but I had to get‍ even stronger.

People​‌ were already treating‌⁠ me as if‌ I were a Unique Grade guardian,‌‍⁠ but my skills​ were still subpar​ without the Precepts‍⁠‌ backing me up.‍

“Dongsaeng~.‍ Dongsaeng~.”

“Uhhk…!”‌​‌

Estelle‍‍⁠ suddenly threw her⁠ arms around me‍‍⁠ from behind. She⁠‌​ appeared to enjoy⁠ teasing me with​‍‌ her unhesitant hugs⁠⁠ and touches.

She‍‌​ wasn’t the only​⁠ problem. Ever since​‍⁠ our trip to‍‍ the royal capital,‌⁠‍ there were even‌⁠ more girls actively​ trying to get‌ closer to me.‌​⁠

Alicia‌⁠​ and Hua Ran⁠​ were the prime⁠‍⁠ examples… Whenever they‍​ had the chance​‍ to, they either‍ linked their arms‍​‍ with mine or‍‍​ threw their arms‍‍ wide open for⁠‍ a hug.

Well,​​‍ Hua would hide⁠‌⁠ and push the​​⁠ burden onto Ran⁠‌ after doing that,‌‌⁠ but…

In​‌ any case, there​ was Marie, Alicia,‌ Hua Ran, Lunia,⁠‍‌ and even Estelle…‌

“You‌ little bastard.”

“Can⁠⁠‍ you even… handle​ it?”

Right.​‌​ Hearing things like​ this was therefore​ completely deserved.

Jaeger​‌‌ and Lark, being⁠ close friends of‌​ mine, were in‍ fact on the‍⁠⁠ better side. My‍ other peers who‍ used to treat⁠‌​ me nicely tended‍‌ to look at⁠⁠‌ me these days​‌ with faces going,‍‌ ‘Wow… What the⁠‌ hell is with⁠ this guy?’

Like,​‌‍ roughly 90% of‍ students in schools⁠​​ don’t have any‍⁠‌ experience dating right?‌‍‍

And⁠​⁠ yet here I was walking around​‍‍ the campus with‌​‌ my arms linked​ with the well-renowned⁠ beauties of our‍‌‌ Academy so… I could understand why.‌

-Look.​‍ Look at that⁠⁠​ piece of shit.​‌⁠ He’s hitting on‍​​ all the girls​​⁠ in our Academy.⁠

-It’s⁠‌ not just girls.‌ He’s even hitting‌‍ on professors.

-And⁠​ he’s still pretending‍ like he’s not‍ interested in dating.‍⁠‌

These‌ days, rumors and‍ discussions about me‍ were getting increasingly⁠⁠‍ worse. In that‍⁠⁠ sense, it was‌ similar to the‌‍⁠ last iteration, but‌ recently, it was‍‌⁠ becoming so absurd‍​ that nonsensical rumors⁠ were being thrown‌​ out here and‌ there.

“There’s​​⁠ no way people‌ are believing that​⁠ I flirted with‌⁠‍ 100 girls, right…?”⁠⁠

“Stop‍⁠ your bullcrap buddy.”⁠

“Are⁠⁠‌ you really saying⁠ that for real?”‍

Jaeger‌ and Lark were​⁠ always like this​ whenever we were‌‌‌ on this topic.‌⁠

What⁠ a terrible bunch‍​‌ of friends!

“This​‍ is very incorrect.⁠ Yes, there is⁠ indeed a bit​ of a problem​⁠ with my relationship​‌ but…”

“There⁠‍‌ has been a report from Manager‍ Owel of the‌⁠‍ cafe, Mister Suit,‌ that you have​‍ brought more than⁠ 30 different girls‍ to that place.‌​​ What do you⁠‌ think about that‌ rumor, in particular,⁠⁠ Mr. Korin Lorkkkk?”‍‌‍

It’s‌⁠ more than 70‌ including the last‍​ iteration, but this‌ is an unfair‍‍ attack on my​‍ character and a terrible misunderstanding.

“That’s‍ not how it‍ is. I was‍‌⁠ just taking some​ girls so that‍ they could try‌‌⁠ out the Strawberry‍​ Milk Latte menu‌ of that cafe.⁠ By the way,⁠‍​ isn’t it funny⁠‌‌ that they put‌​ ‘milk’ in the⁠ name of the‌​ drink even though⁠ latte is already‍ milk?”

That​⁠‌ was what it‌ said on the⁠ actual menu.

“Scrap⁠‌⁠ that, Mr. Korin,⁠⁠‍ you freaking scoundrel‌​ of a man.​​ Explain your deplorable‍ actions; not some‍‍ drink menu.”

This‌⁠‌ Jaeger guy…

He‍⁠​ was venting out‍ his anger on‌​‌ me just because‍ it didn’t go​⁠ well with his‌‌‍ crush. It wasn’t​‍​ anything difficult so‍ why was he‌ at it for​‌ 6 months?

“I⁠⁠ know this stupid‍‌‍ Jaeger failed at​ his relationship, but‍⁠ how are you‌ going these days,‍⁠‍ Lark?”

“Hey,‍ don’t you dare⁠ change the topic,‍‌⁠ you freaking player!‍⁠​ Explain yourself!!”

Ignoring‌ his outburst, I focused on our‌ magic nerd friend.⁠‍‌

“Haa…​ I’m not you,‍ so how would⁠‍‌ I have any​​ relationship with girls?”​

“What’s‌⁠ wrong with you,‌‍⁠ though?” I asked.‍⁠​ “You have a decent appearance, a bright future—”

“Hello?⁠‌‌ Mister? Do you‌‍ remember who broke⁠‍​ my dream occupation​‍‌ along with the⁠⁠​ Tower of Mages?”​

“Ohh…”​⁠

Right.​‌​ I recalled him‍⁠ going to the⁠​​ Tower of Mages‍ as an intern‍⁠‌ during one of‍⁠​ the holidays.

“Think⁠ about it this⁠‌​ way; it was‌‌ a blessing in‌‍⁠ disguise. The Tower‍⁠⁠ of Mages is​​ one hell of‌​‍ a bad place‌ to work at‍‍ and your superiors‍‍‍ would have been​​⁠ horrible.”

“Haa~.⁠‌‍ But it’s hard​​ for a Grade⁠ 3 mage to⁠​​ find another place⁠​‍ to work. I wanted a research​‍ post at the⁠‌⁠ least.”

“Hey.‌‍ You came into​‍‌ the Academy as‍ Grade 5 and‌⁠ you’re already in​ Grade 3 so⁠‍‌ that’s a bright‍‍ future already.”

“Not‍ as much as⁠‍​ Mr. Unique Grade.”⁠‍

“Buddy.​‌​ I’m still officially⁠⁠ Grade 1.”

“What‍‍‍ kind of Grade‌​ 1 stops an‍⁠ entire army by⁠‌​ themselves and changes​​ the terrain with‌ a spear?!”

In​ any case, the‍‍ issue was that‌​ Lark’s future was‍ looking grim due‌⁠‌ to me destroying​ the Tower of⁠⁠ Mages.

“If‌‌ you want to​ head into research,​⁠ how about you‌ work as an​‌‍ assistant professor or‌‌‍ head South?”

“The‌‍ assistant professor one‌⁠ I’m thinking of,‌ but… the South?​ Isn’t it all‌‍⁠ farmland over there?”​​‍

“Senior⁠⁠ Marie and my​ slaves are all⁠‍⁠ over there. You⁠‍ can take a few mages that‍​ can work under​ you for free​​​ forever and set​ up a research‍‍‌ facility.”

“…You⁠⁠​ said they were⁠‌ working in the‌​ salt mine, right?”⁠‌‌

Lark​ seemed appalled by⁠‌ the idea and‍‌ shivered. I still⁠‍​ remember him turning‍‌ pale when he‍‍‍ first heard how⁠⁠ we were whipping‍ the high-ranked mages​‌‍ at the salt‌‍ mines and working⁠ them as slaves.‍

They​⁠​ would have been‌​ his superiors after‍⁠ all.

“I‌‌​ heard the plan⁠ was to send​​⁠ a few of⁠​‌ the hard-working slaves​‍ over to research.‌ And maybe a few as a reward for working‌⁠​ hard this time⁠ around. Actually, do‍⁠ you want a professor-level mage? You⁠ can have them‌ teach you all​‍ their secrets.”

“Holy…”⁠

He‍‍​ was baffled by​​‌ me treating a professor-level mage, who⁠⁠ could be translated‌ to a semi-Grade​⁠ 1 guardian, like⁠‍⁠ a lunch box.‌⁠

Jaeger​‌‍ and Lark – these two guys⁠‌ had a bright​​ future ahead of‌ them just because‌​ of a good⁠ friend that they⁠‍ made. I was‍ quite well-known for‍‌ being nice to⁠ my friends back​​ in the day⁠‌ as well!

Even‍​ on Earth, when‍‍ Sangwoo, that bloke,‍ was about to‌​‍ give up on⁠‍ baseball due to​​‍ an injury, I took care of‍​ him and did‌⁠ everything! That was​​‌ the kind of​​​ loyal friend I was!

Eventually,‍⁠‍ when that guy​‌ won the Asian⁠⁠‌ Cup, he even‍ mentioned me during‍ an interview.

『Everything​ is thanks to‌ my most beloved‍ friend.』

Kyah~!⁠‍⁠ That was quite​ touching to hear.‍‌‍ Talking about love​ and whatnot sounded‌⁠​ a little corny​​ but that was‍​⁠ fine.

I was reminiscing about‍‍ the past when⁠‌ a young man‌ walked towards me‌‍⁠ with a stiff​​⁠ look on his‍​‍ face. It was⁠‌ Germain Luther.

“H,‌‍‌ hello. Bi… I mean, Seniors.”

He⁠⁠⁠ was about to​​ call me ‘Big⁠‌ Bro’ as always‍‍ but changed to​‍ ‘Seniors’ after throwing‌ a glance at⁠‍ Jaeger and Lark.‌

“What’s‍​ up, Germain?”

“Umm…‌​‌ I have a consultation to make.”​​⁠

“If​ it’s something I can do for⁠‌ you, sure.”

It‍ was about time‍⁠ to reap the‌​‍ seeds I had⁠ sowed with this‍​⁠ guy, but putting⁠‌‍ that aside for​⁠‍ now, I focused​⁠ on what our​⁠‍ cute little junior‌​ wanted to consult‍‍​ about.

“Uhh…!​ Please help me​‍‌ advance my relationship‌​​ with this girl!”​

“Oh⁠ damn.”

“Hoh~”‍‍

Now‍ this is a first…

………⁠⁠

……‍

Germain⁠⁠‍ bought a drink​‌ and joined our​​ table.

“What’s‍‌​ with this all​⁠ of a sudden?‍‌​ Do you have‍ something going on‌‌‍ with a girl?”‍‌

“Umm…⁠ Something like that,‌ I think.”

“Wow!‍ 1st-year kids going​ out? That wasn’t‍​​ even an option‌‍‌ for us back⁠⁠‍ in my days!”​

Jaeger‍⁠ shouted in anger,⁠‍ but Lark responded‌‍ to him with‍​⁠ pure facts.

“Jaeger,‌‍‍ that’s because you​ were making jokes​ with a mushroom‍‌ during cooking.”

“Uhkk…!”⁠‌

“Thanks‍‍ to you, I also received some‍‍⁠ damage to my​⁠⁠ social image for‍⁠‌ being around you.‍ I hope you​‍ know that.” Lark​​ added with a sigh.

“What‍‌​ about Korin!? He’s⁠⁠ also my friend!”‌‍​

“He’s‌⁠​ an exception among‍‍⁠ exceptions. An innate…‌​⁠ how do I say it; an⁠‍ innate son of‌​‌ a bitch?”

“I‌ think that’s a bit too mean,​⁠⁠ Mister.”

I was the nicest‍‌‌ person you would‌ see alive.

“Anyway,​ Junior Germain. Why​‍⁠ me of all⁠‌⁠ people?” I asked.‍‍​

“So…‌‍ this is my​‌ first time having​‌ an experience like‌ this, and you​‍​ were the only​​ person I could‌ rely on for​‍ it. Senior Korin.”​​​

“You‍‍‌ probably know already,​ but I’m like‍⁠‍ these guys and‍ don’t have much​ experience dating gir—”⁠‌‍

Jaeger‌​‍ and Lark suddenly​⁠ intervened before I could finish my​ sentence.

“Excuse​‍ me, hello? Mr.⁠ Ko-douchebag? Can you​⁠​ stop fucking around?”⁠‌‌

“Do​ you have no⁠‌⁠ shame saying such‍ a thing?”

“Far​ out… What’s wrong‍​‍ with you guys?”⁠⁠

In‌‌ any case, according‌ to Germain, it⁠ seemed that he‌​‌ was recently getting‌‍ closer to this​ freshman student called⁠​ Melina. It started‍​‌ off when he‌​​ helped her out‌‍ during a theology⁠⁠ class, and it‌‍​ seemed that they⁠ had meals together‍⁠ a few times‍‌ at the Academy​‍ cafeteria and chatted​‍‌ a fair bit.⁠‍

When⁠‌‌ he talked about​‍⁠ how they went‍‍​ shopping together in‌⁠ the city, Jaeger​‌ and Lark showed‍ a positive reaction⁠ by going, “Ohh~,”⁠ but…

“That’s‍​ just being a helper, isn’t it?”‌

I had a different​‍ perspective.

“R,​⁠​ really?”

“That’s‌‍ just how it‌⁠‍ seems to me.‍ You are not⁠ even that close,‍ and yet she​‌ wants you to⁠ help out in​​⁠ the city for‍​ her shopping? You​​ are being used—”​‌

“Ko-douchebag…‌⁠‌ I don’t think‌‍​ so…”

Jaeger⁠​ showed his disagreement⁠⁠‌ with my comment,‍ but Lark followed⁠​ through with a question asking for‍​‌ my opinion with⁠⁠ intrigue.

“Then‌‍‍ what do you‌‌ think is the⁠​ requirement to be​⁠ sure that someone⁠ likes you?”

“…A⁠​ kiss?”

“What​ the fuck…”

He⁠ immediately swore in‌⁠​ response. I thought‌ mages were supposed‌⁠⁠ to stay calm‍⁠‌ and collected at‌‌ all times.

“Even⁠​ if it’s not​⁠​ on the lips…‌⁠ shouldn’t there still​​​ be some level​‍ of a kiss?”‍‍‌

“Wait.⁠⁠ Korin you idiot.‍​‍ What kind of‌⁠ girl starts off‍⁠ with a kiss‍ when you’re not​​ even dating?”

“…There⁠⁠‍ were.”

“There​‍‍ must have been⁠‌⁠ some kind of​ tingly interaction before‍⁠ that!”

“S,‍‍‍ senior! Don’t you‌‌ think kissing is‍⁠ a bit… too⁠ early for people​ to do before‌ going out?”

“Not…⁠​⁠ necessarily?”

The‍‌‌ three of them‍⁠ immediately paused after⁠‍‍ hearing that, and​⁠⁠ Jaeger slowly opened​ his mouth as‍‍​ if he noticed⁠ something from my‌‌ response.

“You​ fucker… Is this⁠ from experience?”

“…!”‌​⁠

How‍ did he know?!‌​​

“W,​​‌ who is it!?​‍‌ Who did you‍​ kiss?!”

“U,‍ uhh… So! Who‍‌⁠ should I talk​​‍ about first?”

“What??!”‌​

“It’s​ not just one‍‌ person!?”

“Big⁠⁠‌ Bro Korin?!”

This‌ is a misunderstanding,⁠​ guys… I mean,‍​ not really but…‍‌

“Wait,​ guys. That’s not‍ the important part‌⁠ right now. Of​ course, it didn’t‍ start off with​ a kiss and⁠​ there were some​⁠​ interactions before that‍ that you might‍‍‍ not do with​ friends, but I don’t think it‌ lasted that long.”‍‌‍

“K,‍‍ Ko-doucebag… Tell us​‌⁠ just one thing.”⁠⁠⁠

“…What‍⁠ is it?”

“‘How‌‌​ many,’ was it?”⁠

***‍‍​

I closed my lips‍ shut in silence‍​ as they also​‌⁠ remained quiet. They​ glared daggers at‌ me, pressuring me‍‌‌ for a response.​‍

“Umm…‌ So just the‌​‌ ‘kiss alone’ would‍‌‍ be four; I mean five…”

Alicia,⁠ Hua, Ran, Lunia…​⁠​ and Estelle.

I haven’t kissed Marie⁠​​ yet and Miruam’s⁠‍ pregnancy was in‌ the last iteration‌​ so it should‌ be okay not​‌ to count them,​​⁠ right?

“…”⁠‍

“…”‌‌‌

The‌ silence went on‌‍‌ for a long​ time. Before long,​​​ their eyes were‍ filled with curiosity‌​‌ and awe.

“Maybe…‌⁠ We had the​​‌ wrong idea all‌⁠⁠ along.”

“Korin‍⁠⁠ was living in⁠⁠​ the real world,⁠‌⁠ which singles like​⁠ us couldn’t even⁠‌ imagine.”

“‘Start⁠ off with a kiss’… Write that‍‌ down, WRITE THAT‌​‍ DOWN!”

You⁠ don’t have to‌‍ write it down…⁠‌‌

Germain‍‍ called me.

“So…‍​ Sir Love Master.”‍‌

“Love‌⁠⁠ Master… That’s a heavy title for‍​ me.”

“If⁠​ a guy that​ takes dozens of‌‍‌ girls to a cafe isn’t the​ Love Master, then⁠⁠​ who is?” Jaeger​‍ added from the​⁠‌ side.

“Like⁠‌ I said, it’s‌​ a misunderstanding. They’re​ just friends.”

They‍ refused to listen‌ no matter how‌ many times I tried to correct​ them.

“Umm…‍ What’s the secret?”​⁠

“What‌‌ secret…”

Even​‍⁠ if you ask​​ that, how was‍ I supposed to‌​‌ answer that question?​⁠

In​ the first place,​ I had never‌ dated anyone properly.⁠‍‌ Miruam assaulted me‌​ so that was​​‌ a separate issue.​‍‌

Even​‌ back on Earth,⁠ I was so‍‌‍ busy playing around‍ with my friends​​ that I didn’t⁠‌‍ have the time‌ to worry about‍ dating anyone. For​ some reason, no‌‍ one around me​‍⁠ was interested in‍​​ finding a date‌⁠ either.

“Hmm…”‌

But​‌⁠ I did have‌ experience with marriage‌‌ so I could‍‌ talk about how⁠‍ it went with‌‌‌ Miruam but… there‍ wasn’t much.

“Eat‍ together, dance together,​ and… that’s it.”​

It‌ would probably be​⁠ best if I didn’t include the,​‌‌ “Get assaulted and‍‌ bear a kid,”​ part.

“Stop⁠​ your bullshit.”

It‍​ really worked though?‍⁠‌ I even married‍‍‍ her!

“How‍ do you eat‍​‍ together in the‍⁠‍ first place? And​ how do you‍‍ dance together? How‌‍‌ do you do​​ all that naturally?”‌​​

“Mhmm…”‍‌⁠

To‌ be honest, it‌ wasn’t anything hard.‍‌

“First​‍ off, get rid‍⁠ of your ulterior‍ motives.”

“Ulterior‌‍‌ motives?”

“Note…‌​‍ Get rid of…‍ ulterior motives.”

Luther?​​​ You don’t have​​ to write down⁠⁠ everything.

“Anyway,​‌ people are generally​⁠‍ quick at noticing‌ when others have‌ ‘other thoughts’ about‌ them.”

“I‍ don’t think you’re‌ the one to‌ talk.”

“Don’t⁠​ worry about him.‍‌ He’s just unique.”‌‌

Lark‍ and Jaeger were​ getting noisy so‍ I quieted them⁠ down.

“Stop⁠‌⁠ your chatter, students.”‍‌

“Yes⁠‍‌ yes, Sir. Please⁠​ grant us your​‍​ heavenly knowledge.”

My‌‍‍ logic was simple.​​ Actually, rather than‍ a simple dating⁠ tip, this was⁠​ more about my‍‌​ attitude to other​ people.

“When‌​‍ you’re talking about⁠‍⁠ famous restaurants or⁠‌‍ fancy cafes, you‌‌ can tell them​‍ it’s a bit​ awkward for you‍‍‌ to go by‍ yourself as a guy. You can‍ tell them you‌ are buying.”

-Ohhh.‌⁠​

-That’s⁠ smooth.

-But⁠‍​ what if they⁠ ask, ‘Why should​​ I?’…

“First​​ off, see if​ there’s anything you​‍ can help them‍ with. If they’re​ carrying something heavy,‌‍‍ ask them if​⁠‍ they need a hand.”

Don’t‌ be so kind⁠‌ that they take‍​ you for a fool though.

After⁠‌ hearing all my⁠‍‌ tips on human⁠⁠​ relationships, Germain smiled‌‍ in joy and‍‌‌ gave a deep​‌ bow with the⁠ note in hand.‌⁠

“T,⁠ thank you! I’ll‍​‌ try doing as​ you said, Senior!”⁠‌‍

“Yeah.‌ Go ahead. You​ can have a meal together and‌⁠​ that’s how you‍‌ become friends.”

However,‍‌‌ on the next‍ day.

“…Senior.​‌ It’s not working.”⁠

Germain⁠​ came back to‍​⁠ us and confessed‌​ his failed attempt‍⁠‍ with a disappointed​‍⁠ look on his‌ face.

“You​‍‌ can’t even get​ her to have‍⁠⁠ a meal with‌⁠ you? Doesn’t that​‍ mean you have‌⁠ absolutely no chance?”‌

“No.‍‍ Korin, it’s not‍⁠‌ that easy…”

“Isn’t⁠‌ having a meal‍ already quite hard?”‍⁠

Jaeger⁠​ and Lark were​‌ saying the same⁠ thing as yesterday.‍‌​

“Come.”‍​

Fortunately,‌ both the 1st-year​‌ and 2nd-years had‌‌‍ a lesson today‍​⁠ at the same​​⁠ time, and the⁠​ 5th subject for​⁠ freshmen started at‍⁠ 1 o’clock, so​‌ thinking that she⁠​‍ must be at⁠​‌ the cafeteria having⁠⁠ lunch, I took‍⁠‌ the three to‍‌⁠ the Academy cafeteria⁠ and found Melina.‍

I was also somewhat​​ acquainted with the​⁠ junior with freckles⁠ and a red‍‍ braided ponytail, so‍​ I walked up‌ to her.

“Junior‌​ Melina. What’s the‌‌‍ special menu today?”‌‌‍

“Huh?⁠ Sir Senior Korin?”‍

“Don’t​⁠ be so formal.‍ Drop the ‘Sir’.”​

“Ah…⁠ Yes. Senior. It’s​ meatball spaghetti today.”‍

“I‍​​ see. Huh? Your‍​​ hairstyle looks a bit different. Did​‍ you go to⁠‍ the one in‌⁠ the city?”

“Yes.⁠‍ I did it‍​ recently.”

“Ina‍‌ Perm?”

“O​‍​ wow! How did​‌⁠ you know?”

“A‍ lot of people​⁠ do it there.‍​ The noonim there‍ is amazing and⁠‌⁠ that’s also where‍ I get my​‌​ hair done. Actually,‌ do you want‍ a coupon for​​⁠ scalp treatment? I have a few‌⁠ 10% discount coupons.”‍​​

“Umm!‌‌⁠ Yeah I would‍ love to!”

“They‌‌​ also do scalp⁠⁠⁠ massages if you⁠ go there during​‍ the weekday. By‍ the way, do‍‌ you know a lot about the​ city? Something better‌⁠​ than the meatball‍​‌ spaghetti we have‌​‍ over here. The⁠‌ ones here are​​⁠ okay, but that’s‍ pretty much it.”​​‌

“Of​​ course I do!‍‌⁠ I didn’t know⁠‍ you liked spaghetti.‌ Do you want‍‍ me to tell‍‍‍ you about some‍ famous restaurants?”

“I‍ like them, but‌⁠⁠ it’s a bit‌⁠​ awkward for me‌‍ to go by⁠ myself. There’s also⁠‍ something I can‍‌​ only ask ‘girls’‌⁠‍ about. Can you‌ help me buy‌ something when you’re‍‍ going out for⁠ your hair? I can buy dinner.”​​‌

“Okay.⁠‍ Then I can⁠​ do my hair​​⁠ the day after‌ tomorrow, and we‍ can have dinner⁠ after that.”

“Sounds‍‍ good.”

I came back after⁠ the simple dinner⁠​ appointment and realized​ that the three⁠ of them were​‌‍ looking dumbstruck with‌⁠ their eyes stuck​​ on me.

“What…‍⁠⁠ in the world‍‌⁠ just happened?”

“Don’t⁠‌​ ask me…”

“How​⁠ is that? Super⁠ easy right?”

I said while shrugging​‌​ my shoulders but​‍ Germain looked very​ depressed.

“But⁠‌ why…”

This‌ guy didn’t suddenly⁠‍ ask her out‍​‌ for a meal‌ out of the​⁠​ blue or anything,‍ right?

“…Wait.⁠​ Isn’t this…”

“…Shh.‍ Be quiet.”

“…Interesting.”‍‍​

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