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I Killed an Academy Player Chapter 210: Autumn Harvest Festival (7)

Chapter 210: Autumn Harvest Festival (7)

“Defend‌​ yourself for the‍‍‌ wicked act of‍‌‍ bestiality you have‍​‌ committed by raping⁠ a goat.”

“…What​‌​ the fuck did⁠‍‌ you say?”

What‌‍‍ kind of bullshit‍⁠​ was this… Defend‌ myself for what?!⁠​‍

The‍‌‍ small auditorium turned​‌‌ awkwardly silent. Everyone​‍ was appalled, including⁠ the contestants that‍ had been waiting‌‍‍ for their turn⁠‍ as well as‌⁠‌ Muller, who was‍ on the opposing‍ side of the‌⁠ trial.

Raping‌​​ a goat…? Public​⁠⁠ Immorality? Like, we‌‍‌ had to do​‌⁠ a trial on‍ this?

However,⁠ no one was⁠‌ able to call​​⁠ it nonsense, because‌ these were all​‌ taken from actual⁠⁠ cases that the‍​ JPs had experienced‌‍‍ themselves.

“Before‌⁠ we get to⁠‍‍ the trial, we‍⁠ will give each⁠⁠‍ side 5 minutes​‍ to check the‌‌ details of the⁠‍ case.”

I quickly confirmed the​ details of the​‌ said trial.

It‌⁠ was an event​‌⁠ that occurred at‍‍⁠ a small country-side‍⁠‌ village called Hamarakar.‌ One day, Mr.⁠ Tomberra the shepherd‍ was witnessed raping‌⁠‍ a goat in‍ the middle of​‌⁠ the night by​ the farm owner,‌‌‌ Mr. Aleha.

JP​⁠ Samantha, who had⁠ been passing nearby,‌ oversaw the trial‌ of the man⁠ who had been⁠ imprisoned in the‌ village hall and⁠‌ gave a harsh‌⁠‍ sentence.

She‌‍ gave the sentence​ of cutting off⁠​ one of the‍⁠⁠ testicles of the‍ young man, Tomberra.⁠​ It was quite⁠⁠ a harsh punishment​​​ for immorality, but​ it was such‍​ a shocking case​‍‌ that the defendant‍‍ was the only‌​‍ one against it.⁠

– Oh shit…

– That’s…

All‍ the guys who⁠ were given the​ documents related to‍ the case couldn’t⁠ help but unconsciously⁠​‍ cover their private‌⁠‌ parts.

Well…‌‌‌ female judges did‌ tend to be‌‍ more harsh towards⁠‍‍ sexual crimes, but⁠⁠​ this sentence was‌ still within the​⁠ realm of possible‌ punishment in this​ era. Unlike modern‌​ day Earth, harsh‍‍ and extreme punishments⁠‌‍ like this were‌‌‍ certainly a lot‍ more viable.

And‍⁠ yet here I was, having to‍ defend myself to‍​‍ be acquitted or‌ prove my innocence⁠​ in this case.‌

Being⁠ acquitted free of‌‌⁠ charges gives the‍‌‍ most marks but‌ that would be‍⁠⁠ impossible because the​⁠ defendant was caught‌ red-handed in the‍⁠ act. And as‍ for innocence…

Wouldn’t‌ that be difficult?‌

Leaving‌‍‌ innocent in a sexual assault case?‍‌ On top of‌ public immorality?

“Fuckk…”⁠​‍

“Are​⁠ you okay, Boss?”​‍‍

Ren,​ who was here‌‌⁠ as an assistant,⁠‌ asked after pulling‍ her eyes away‍ from the documents.​⁠​ Despite her initial⁠ astonishment, she was‌‍ trying her best​​‍ to scrutinize the‍⁠ details of the⁠⁠​ case.

“This⁠‍​ is over. We​ can’t win…”

“B,⁠‍‌ but this might‍​​ not be the‍‌ worst. There might‍‌​ be worse cases…”‍⁠

“Do​‍⁠ you really think‍ so? Can you‌ name me three‌ possible scenarios that‌ are worse than‍ this?”

“…”‍​

She‍ closed her mouth,‌​ unable to give⁠ a response. However,‍​ she muttered something‍‌‍ different quietly under‌ her breath.

“The⁠‌​ goat might have​‌⁠ liked it though.”‍​‌

“Huh?”​

“You‍ don’t know what‍ the animals were​ thinking. It might‍ have… liked it,‍⁠‍ right?”

“…”​‍​

Despite⁠‍⁠ saying that herself,‍⁠ Ren blushed from‌​​ embarrassment. But her⁠ words gave me⁠ a clue.

“Wait.‍​ Let me go‍ through the documents.”​‌​

I quickly confirmed the‌‍ details again.

In‍​ most cases, JP⁠‌ trials did not​‌ last a long‌ time. The main​ legal formality was⁠‌ the most important,‍ and there was​⁠‍ less regard for‌⁠ precedents and specific‍⁠​ legislation, unlike the‍⁠​ major and minor⁠‍ courthouses.

Because‌⁠ JPs had to​⁠‍ go around the⁠​⁠ country, it was⁠‍‍ a waste of‍ administration for them​‌ to stay glued​ to a single​⁠‍ town for months.⁠⁠ As such, they‍‍ didn’t have time⁠‍ to investigate the​‌‍ matter.

That‍ was why there​‌​ could be less​​ congruency in the​​⁠ verdict. Only a small fraction of​‌ information was available,​ which meant…

“Ren!⁠⁠​ Can you find‍‍​ me a clause​ related to this‍‌​ incident in Civil‌‍​ Law 39!?”

“Huh?‌‍ Uh, okay!”

We‍ scavenged through the‌⁠ thick book of‌​ legislation and quickly‍ gathered the material.‌

This‌⁠​ case…

It‌​ might be more⁠‌⁠ winnable than I initially thought!

………‌

……⁠‍⁠

“Then​ let us begin​ the trial. Judge‍‍​ Muller. Please begin,”⁠ said Professor Edgar.‍

In​ response, Muller opened‍ up the thick​‌‍ book and said.‍⁠⁠

“The‍ defendant is alleged‍ to have committed​‍ the act of⁠‍ public immorality specified​⁠​ in Criminal Law⁠⁠‌ 255. The rape‌​ of a goat⁠‌⁠ is—”

“Objection!”⁠

“What?”‍⁠

Muller‌ seemed puzzled by⁠⁠ my objection. He‍ didn’t see how​‌ I could have‌​ objected to anything​‍‍ he had thus‍ outlined.

However,​⁠⁠ the “word choice”⁠‍ was extremely important‌⁠‌ for me, so‍‌ I couldn’t let​‍‍ it slide.

“It‍⁠‍ was not a ‘rape’. It was⁠ consensual!”

“…What⁠ the fuck did​ you say?”

“Objection!‌ Judge Muller, please​⁠ use proper words‍ that are suitable‍ in the context‍‍ of this solemn‍‌ occasion!”

“…Judge‍ Muller, be aware​‍ of your word‌‌‍ choice.”

“Ah,⁠‍​ yes… U, understood.”‌⁠

Muller⁠‍ shrunk a little‌​​ from Professor Edgar’s‍‌ words, but immediately‌ continued his words.⁠‌

“Consent?‌​ By that are⁠⁠⁠ you referring to​ an intercourse of‍‌‌ male and female‍ agreed upon by‍​ both parties…?”

“The‍‌‌ goat of this⁠ incident, Ms. Merilda,⁠​ was a female⁠ goat! That stays‍ true to the⁠‌ definition of intercourse‌‍​ under consent!”

“When‌‍ the heck did‍ you come up⁠ with a name…​⁠ Like fuc— Kuhum!‍ But that is⁠‍ only for humans…”‍‌

“Is‍‍‌ there a sentence⁠​ stating that it​‌⁠ has to be‍ a ‘human’ in​‍ the book of‍‍‍ legislation? I could‌⁠ not find it!⁠ Please answer me!”​

“Well,‌‌ obviously…”

“‘Obviously’…?​ Please use ‘justified’‌‌‌ and unbiased terminology⁠‌ in the court,‍⁠ Your Honor!”

Muller‌‌​ appeared greatly shaken‌‌ by my constant‌‍ nitpicking of his⁠‍⁠ word choice. However,‌ as expected of‌ a peer who⁠‍⁠ had listened to​​ the same lectures‍‍‌ as I had,​​ he soon retaliated.⁠‌

“There‍​ was no mutual‍‌ consent. How can‍ you prove that‍ the goat has‍‌‌ given its consent?”​​

“That‍‍ is true. But‌‍ is there any​ proof that there‍⁠ wasn’t any mutual‍‌​ consent?”

“Well…”‌​​

“‘Well’?⁠⁠‍ Your Honor?”

“You​​⁠ freakin’…!”

“I,​‌​ Korin Lork! Will⁠ hereby declare to⁠ the public! Ms.​‌​ Merilda and I…!‌‌ Were lovers!”

“What?!”⁠⁠

——!!⁠‍

– What?!

– No way!

– He’s gone mad…!⁠‍

– How badly does‍⁠‌ he want to‌⁠ win this…?

The‍​ audience was baffled​ and awe-struck by‍‍‌ my shocking declaration.⁠⁠ Love with an‌ animal? It must​‍ be an unimaginably​‌ despicable thing for​⁠‌ the people of‍‍⁠ this world.

However,​​ this was the⁠ only move I could make to‌‍​ reduce my sentence.​‌ I had to‌‌ win!

“You!‍​‍ You’re saying whatever​ you wish to⁠‌ during this trial!‌⁠ Can you prove‍ yourself!?”

As⁠ if he had‌‌ witnessed the most‍ wicked and vile‌‍ criminal in the​ world, Muller shouted⁠‌ in fury. Even‌ though this was⁠‍‍ a mock trial,‍‌⁠ he must be​⁠‍ thinking that I had crossed the​‍ line.

“I⁠⁠ can prove it!”‌

“What?!”‌‍‌

“Your‍⁠​ Honor! I can‍ promise you right‌ at this moment!”⁠‍​

“O,⁠ on what?”

“I‍‌ will marry Miss⁠ Merilda! Please allow​ us to prove‌ our love!”

– Oh dear…

– This is crazy.‍ This is insane…⁠

– O lord. Why​​‍ are you making‌⁠ me listen to‍​​ these horrifying words?‌

– KIEEEEEEEEEEEEK! This can’t‌‍ be reaaaaaalll!!

– This cannot be​ real!

Chaos‍ was starting to‍ fill the crowd,⁠⁠ but I had​‍⁠ to push through‍⁠ with the initiative.​

“I‍ will pay the‌ dowry to my‍⁠ father-in-law, Sir Aleha,​‍‍ and let him​‍ know about our⁠‍​ decision! Please bless⁠​​ our love!”

“…Fuck.”‌⁠

“Haa…”⁠

In‍‍ the end, Muller⁠ couldn’t hold himself⁠ back from swearing⁠⁠ out loud again‌‍ while Edgar brought​​‍ his palm to‍⁠⁠ his face.

Goats‌ didn’t cost that‍‌‍ much. If the‍​ defendant were to⁠⁠ pay more than‌‌ that as the‍ so-called dowry, then​​‌ it was highly​​ likely that the‌ owner of the​⁠​ farm would let​‍ it go. He‍ might be appalled⁠ at how crazy​ of a guy​ the shepherd was,⁠‍‌ but that wasn’t⁠ a reason for​​‍ him to ignore‍‌‌ free profit.

“Immorality​ only applies to‌‌ public immoral acts‌​ without consent! However,⁠ if it was‍ a relationship formed‌‌‌ on love! And⁠‍‍ if it was‌ with a fiancée‍ whom I had‌ promised the future⁠ with, there aren’t‍⁠⁠ any problems, are⁠ there?”

“Korin⁠‌ you fucking madman!‍ You’re throwing too​ much of this‌‍ random bullshit just​ because it’s a mock trial!”

“Your​​ Honor! Please maintain‍⁠ a dignified lexicon​​ in the court!”​

“Yeah.‍‌⁠ Good for you‍‌ for being a creative lunatic! Your‌‍‍ existence itself is‌ a minus in‍​‌ terms of dignity,​‌ alright?! I knew⁠⁠‍ it the moment​ I saw you​ doing that Immortan‍⁠⁠ Lork or whatever!”​‍​

It​⁠‌ was becoming more‌ and more of⁠ a disgraceful conversation‌ towards the end⁠⁠ but all in⁠‍ all, the trial⁠​ ended in the‍‌‍ way I wanted…​ Actually, it was​ better than I expected.

Proven⁠ innocent.

It‌ was my victory.​

“K,⁠⁠‍ kuhum… I see.‌‌ I see… So‌​ you can do…‍‍‍ things like that,‌‌‍ Boss?”

Ren​​ appeared to be‌‌ having a great‌⁠‌ misunderstanding.

In‍‌ the next trial,​​ it was my‌⁠ turn to prove‍‌ Muller guilty, which​ I did a magnificent job of.⁠⁠​ It was my‍​ clean victory.

And‍⁠‍ in the next‍ trial—

“Defendant⁠‍⁠ Korin Lork. Defend​⁠ yourself against allegations​ made due to‌‍ your messy love‍‍ life.”

“Haha…‍‍‍ Is that all?⁠​ Even if you‍​ say ‘messy love‍​ life,’ I’m sure‌ it can’t be—‌⁠⁠ wait, three people?!⁠‌ This guy – what a freaking​​‍ bastard!”

– Like he’s one‍​‌ to talk?

– How many girls‍⁠ does he have​ his octopus legs⁠​ on?

– No idea. I stopped counting past‍‍‌ 100.

I lost.

It‍ was a complete⁠​ defeat.

Like,⁠​ how did I lose that?

***​

“Korin‌‌ Lork. Congratulations on‍⁠‌ coming second. Here⁠​​ is your silver‌ ribbon.”

“…”​‌‌

How…‌⁠‌ how did this⁠⁠ happen?

This‍‌ was terrible. What‌‌⁠ I wanted had⁠​ been a golden​​‌ ribbon, and yet‍⁠ in what was‍‌ supposed to be⁠‍ my last contest,⁠‌ I ended up⁠ getting a silver⁠‌ ribbon!

I failed at the⁠‌ very last moment!⁠

“Well.‌⁠⁠ Four golden ribbons​ is already amazing,‌ isn’t it? You’re‍⁠ missing one, though.”‍​‍

“…”​‍

H,⁠​ how could this​⁠‍ be…

Fuu…⁠‍⁠ Let’s calm down.⁠​‍

So⁠ far, I had‌ earned four golden‌‍​ ribbons and one‌‍⁠ silver ribbon. Normally,‍‌⁠ having this much​ would have been‍ an impossible feat‍‌ already.

The⁠ problem was that‌ I had five⁠ golden ribbons to‍ give in the‌⁠‍ Lady of Autumn⁠‌ Contest, which would​‌⁠ be happening very​‌ soon.

Marie,‍‍‍ Alicia, Hua Ran,​​ Estelle, Master Erin…⁠

Considering‍ the undeserved love​ I was receiving​ from everyone, I wanted to give‌ everyone a golden​​ ribbon without any⁠​ discrimination.

However…‍

“Ren…”‌

“Yes?”​‌‍

“If‌ I… had to‌​ give a silver‍‍⁠ ribbon to one‍‍ of them… Who⁠ do you think‍‌‌ it should be?”​‌​

“Hmm…​ Senior Marie would‍‍​ probably go…”

『Korin!‍‍ Thank you! Nnn?‌​​ A, am I the only silver‌‌​ ribbon? Umm… I see! Okay! No‌ no no. Don’t​‌ worry about it.‌ Yeah. I’m… fine.』⁠

“Well,⁠‌ she might pretend‍ like she’s okay,‌‌​ but she would‍ probably feel hurt⁠⁠ the most, right?”​​‍

“Damn‌⁠ it… What about​ Alicia…?”

『Ah…​‌‍ I see. Yes.‌ It’s okay. I am far too‍‍​ lacking compared to⁠‌ everyone else anyway.‌​ That’s normal.』

“She‍ would probably go​​ like that, right?”​‌‍ Ren said.

“Ahhk…!​​‌ She is probably‍ going to talk‌​ herself down. I can’t have that!”‌

“What​ about Hua Ran?”‌⁠

“Hua​‌ Ran is out​ of the question.⁠ Ran will cry‌ and Hua will‌​ bash me up.”⁠‌

“…I⁠‌​ guess so.”

“If‍‌ it was Estelle-noonim…”​

『Hmm~‌‌‌ Okay? Sure. But‍ you see, Dongsaeng?​​ You owe me‍⁠ a favor.』

“Aren’t​​ you scared of‌ what she will​‌ ask you to‍‍‌ do in return?”‌‌

“…”⁠

That‍​⁠ left us with…⁠⁠‍ Master.

“If​⁠‌ it’s Master…”

“I⁠ guess she will​‍‍ understand.”

She⁠ was the only‌ one who wasn’t‍‌‍ connected with me‍ through romantic feelings.‌ If it was​ her, she would⁠‌‍ certainly understand my⁠‌⁠ circumstances and be⁠ considerate.

『Fufu,‍‌ that’s okay. You‍ have done a wonderful job getting⁠⁠ all these ribbons.』​

That’s‍⁠​ right! Master will‌ definitely say that‌‍‌ while gently patting‍ my head!

“Nn?⁠​ Korin?” That was⁠‍‌ when I saw‍ Master walking by.​‍‍

“Huh?‌‌ Master? Why are‌‌ you here?”

“I’m‍ going to host⁠ an event. What‌⁠‌ a coincidence that⁠​‌ I have met‌⁠ my dear disciple​ on the way.”‍⁠

She⁠‍​ said after walking⁠ towards me. Instead‍‍​ of her usual⁠ working outfit, she‌⁠ was wearing a fancy autumn dress⁠‍ with some level‍ of exposure.

“Wow~.​​ That’s a pretty​ dress.”

“Fufu.​‍ I’ll be attending‌ the Lady of‍‌ Autumn Contest after⁠‍ all… So I dressed myself a little. Is it…‌​ strange considering my‍⁠⁠ age?”

“Absolutely‌⁠ not. You look‌‍‌ gorgeous. You should⁠⁠​ dress yourself like‌ that more often.”​​‍

Master​​ gave a benevolent​ smile in response‍⁠ while tucking her​​‍ hair behind her⁠‌ ear.

“See⁠ this?” she then⁠‍ asked. “This is‌​‌ the earring from‍‍⁠ my dearest disciple.‍ I am wearing​‍​ the necklace and‍⁠ the bracelet as‌‍​ well!”

She⁠​​ was wearing all⁠⁠ the accessories that‌‌ I had given⁠ her as a gift. She was‍⁠​ beautiful already and⁠ was now even⁠ more stunning after​​ fully dressing herself​​ up.

“Master.​ You know for⁠ the Lady of​ Autumn Contest…”

“Ah~​⁠ Yes! I’m looking​‌⁠ forward to it!”​‌

“Pardon?”⁠‍‌

I immediately swallowed the⁠​‍ scream that almost‍‌‍ left my mouth.​⁠

“Lady⁠ of Autumn… it’ll⁠​ be full of‍ beautiful girls in⁠ the prime of‍ their youth so‌ I’m not expecting‍⁠‍ much but… It’s‍⁠ fine. I will‍⁠ be happy with‍⁠ one golden ribbon​‍ from my dear​ disciple.”

“…”‍⁠‍

I couldn’t say it⁠‍​ – I couldn’t⁠‍​ ask if she​ could be content⁠ with just a silver ribbon… She‌‌‌ probably would understand‌‌ if I gave‌‌​ it though, and⁠ what she said⁠ must have been⁠⁠​ an unconscious comment​⁠ on her part‍‍ but…

“Really…​‌‍ It is my⁠​ first time feeling‍‍ like this. What‌ a disgrace! Anyway,‍​‍ I will nonetheless​ try my best​‍⁠ to put on‌‍ the most beautiful‍​ appearance I can⁠​‍ just for you,⁠ my dear disciple.⁠ Look forward to‍​‌ it.”

“…”⁠

After‍⁠​ she was done‍⁠ speaking, she disappeared⁠​‍ off into the‍​ distance.

“…That‌ was your chance‍​⁠ to say it.”‍‍‍

“…”‍

“Boss?”⁠​​

“AHH~‌​​ How grateful! Is​​ the teacher’s graceee!!!”⁠⁠‍

“Are​‍ you okay in​⁠ the head?”

“AHH~‌‍‍ How amazing! Is​ the teacher’s graceee!!!!”⁠‍

There‌⁠⁠ was no way⁠​‍ around it. I couldn’t betray that‌ smile and her⁠‌ expectations!

“For⁠ fuck’s sake…! My‍‌ plan always falls​ off like this!”⁠

“…”​⁠⁠

“Of​‌ course, I had‍ a backup plan.​‌ Huhu, huhahahaha…!”

This​ was my second⁠ year trying to⁠‍​ save the world.​ Having the plan​‌ go astray against‍ my will was​ nothing unusual.

Of​‍ course, I had‍ a back-up!

“Student​ Korin Lork, 2nd⁠ year of the‌‌ Knight Department, yes?”⁠⁠⁠

“That⁠​⁠ is exactly the​⁠ case!”

“You⁠‌ weren’t showing up⁠ until the last‌ minute so I thought you weren’t‌‌ coming.”

“I​⁠‍ wasn’t going to⁠​⁠ attend if possible.”‍‍‌

“Ah…​​​ Anyway, now that​‍ you’re here…”

– Congratulations on attending⁠ the Crossdressing Contest,​ I guess?

A wise man always‍ has a Plan‌ B.

“HUHAHAHAHA…!​‍‌ WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

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