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Got a Gallery in the Wild Chapter 6: The Forest of the Four Seasons (1)

Chapter 6: The Forest of the Four Seasons (1)

Human,‌ Park Jonghyuk.

Overcoming‌‌⁠ the greatest crisis‌​ of his life.⁠

Thanks‌‍⁠ to DwarfPassingBy, I managed to overcome​​⁠ a huge crisis,​‍⁠ but everything was⁠ not resolved yet.​

I did not know⁠⁠ what effect those​ weird chocoball-like balls​​ had, but my⁠‌​ stomach still hurt.‍

And​ it was not​⁠ normal pain. It​‌ was a stomachache‍ for taking a shit.

‘I‍‍ don’t think Heavenly‍⁠⁠ Demon gave me‌‍‌ something spoiled.’

It⁠​ could be bitter,‍ but it did⁠⁠‍ not smell rotten,‍‌ so it definitely‌⁠‍ was not damaged.​‌⁠

My⁠‍‍ body simply did​ not accept it​‍ well.

In⁠‌ the end, shit⁠⁠ is nothing more‍⁠ than waste from‌ the body, so​ it did not​‍ mean there was​‍‍ a serious problem.‍‍

In‍‍ fact, what is⁠ truly dangerous is‍ when nothing comes​‍ out, because that‌ means you have‍‌​ not eaten.

Besides,‍‌‌ it was not‍⁠ diarrhea, so there⁠ was no immediate‌‍ risk of dehydration.​⁠​

For‌‍‌ now, it could‌ be taken as​ a simple incident.‍

‘First‌ I will wait​ for Heavenly Demon‌‌ to send me⁠⁠​ the rest.’

I stored the toilet⁠‌​ paper that DwarfPassingBy⁠​⁠ gave me in‍ a corner.

That⁠ paper was also​ different from what​ I knew.

The‍⁠⁠ texture was rougher,‍⁠ and it absorbed⁠⁠ poorly, so wiping⁠​‌ was torture.

Even⁠⁠ so, better to⁠ have it than⁠⁠ to have nothing.‌‌‍

Paper‌ is useful for⁠ many things.

‘By⁠‌ the way, where‌‍ the hell am​​⁠ I?’

I was not referring⁠ only to the‌‍ forest, but to⁠ the world in​ general.

There‍ is no internet,​‌‌ but there is‍⁠ a gallery.

And‌ on top of⁠ that, it floats⁠​ in the air​ like a status‍‌ window.

There​ were too many‍⁠​ strange things.

After⁠‌​ thinking for a bit, I decided⁠⁠‌ to start by‍​⁠ understanding the structure‌⁠ of this world.‌

There‌ were several races,‍‌ so it was‌‌ best to know⁠‌‌ them in advance.‌

‘Broadly⁠ speaking humans, elves,​‌ dark elves, beastmen,​​ demons, and dwarves.’​

There⁠​ were four human​​ countries, one mixed,⁠‍‍ and the rest​‍​ were single-race.

There​​​ were also territories‍​ that were not‍‌ even recognized as⁠⁠‌ countries.

Most‌​ were inhabited by‌‌ humans.

I did not know​‌‌ why there were‍​ so many humans,‍ but I would⁠⁠‌ find out.

Before⁠‍ details, I needed‌‍⁠ basic knowledge.

That​⁠ way they would⁠​‌ not treat me‌⁠​ like a madman‍​‍ when I went‌⁠‌ outside.

Title)​‌‌ Pointy-ears, get in⁠⁠​ here

Fuck,‌‍⁠ stop cutting down⁠‌ trees and plant‍⁠ some too.

Because‌ of you the‍‍⁠ rest of us⁠⁠‍ have to suffer‍ more.

ㄴLetsPlantTrees)​ Why? If there‌‍‌ are more trees‍‌‍ in the world,​​⁠ there are more‌ resources. Isn’t that‍‍​ a good thing?​⁠⁠

ㄴThose⁠‌‌ bastards cut down‌ all our trees‌⁠ and only plant‌ theirs

ㄴAnd⁠ then they say⁠‌​ those trees are‍ theirs and that‍‍ it’s their territory​ ㅡㅡ

ㄴAverage⁠‍ pointy-ears hahaha

ㄴLetsPlantTrees)​‍​ We do not‍ cut down indiscriminately.​‌⁠ We only plant‍​‌ in suitable lands.‍ That is even​ drawn on the‍‍ World Tree map!‍​⁠

ㄴIsn’t‍ anyone going to‍‌ kill those pointy-ears?‍ They won’t even​‌ listen when you‍ talk to them?⁠​

ㄴYou⁠ can’t. The elf‌⁠‍ queen is crazy,‍ she doesn’t reason⁠‌

ㄴIsn’t⁠‍​ this really going‍‌‌ to end in‍ war?

ㄴBut‌ at least the‍‍ elf queen has​ a brain and⁠ does not cross​‌ certain lines hahaha‍

It‍‍ was curious how​​⁠ elves were treated.‌‌

The⁠‍ elves I knew⁠​⁠ loved nature and​ were proud and⁠ elegant.

But‌‍ according to the⁠‍⁠ gallery they were​ basically the most⁠​ hated race in‌ the world.

Title)⁠‍​ Typical traits of‍‍ pointy-ears

Before⁠‌⁠ they went around​​⁠ saying they were⁠ superior and other​‌‍ races beat them‌ up
Then‍⁠​ they conspired behind⁠‌ the scenes and​⁠ got beaten again‌‍​

Now‌ they go around‌‌‍ planting trees secretly​‌ and get caught‌ and get beaten‌‌ again these guys⁠‌‌ never learn?

ㄴWatch‌ what you say,‍⁠​ we fought against‍‍ the whole world‍ in the past‌​

ㄴAnd⁠‌ you lost to‌ humans, want to‌ lose again?

ㄴHahahaha⁠‌⁠

ㄴLetsPlantTrees)‍ We do not‌ want to fight.​‌‍ We are a race that loves‍‌⁠ peace

ㄴThen‍ why do you‌‍ throw a fit‌ when territory is‍ mentioned?

ㄴLetsPlantTrees)​‍ Because originally those​ lands were ours.‌⁠‌ Isn’t it normal‌ to reclaim them?‌‌

ㄴAh,​‍⁠ fuck hahaha

ㄴFrom​‍‌ their point of⁠⁠‌ view it’s not⁠ wrong. They are‌‌ a long-lived race‌​‌

ㄴFor‌‍‌ humans it would⁠ be like something​‌ from 10 years‌‍ ago

ㄴThese⁠‌ youngsters lately… causing⁠‌‌ problems… I am​ truly sorry…

ㄴAh,‌ grandpa, it must​⁠ have been hard‌

ㄴThey‍ say the Grand‍ Council suffers because‌ of the elf⁠‌‌ queen hahaha

ㄴShouldn’t‍​​ it be the​​⁠ other way around‍⁠ normally?

ㄴThe​ queen is quite‌​ crazy.

ㄴIn​⁠ the face of‌ pure madness, no‌‌ argument works, yes​‌‍

Hmm⁠‍ better leave it​‌ there.

When‍‍​ I go outside,⁠⁠‌ it is better‌ not to mess‌​​ with elves if‌ I can avoid⁠ it.

That​⁠ user LetsPlantTrees appeared⁠ in every post‌‍‍ about elves.

From‌‌ the number of​‍ people who knew⁠⁠ him, he must‌ be a famous‌​‌ user, like Heavenly​⁠⁠ Demon or SwordTasteMaster.⁠

But​‍ since he was‌‍​ disliked, he never‌⁠ received much support.​‌⁠

‘This‌⁠‌ is enough. Better‍ check fencing.’

For‌‌ someone like me,‌​ surviving was the⁠⁠⁠ most important thing.​⁠

Besides,​ without a compass‌ I could not​ move much.

I opened SwordTasteMaster’s posts,‌​ starting from the​⁠ basics.

Title)​ You can do‌‌‌ it too! Basic‌⁠ fencing class 1

SwordTasteMaster‌​​

Before‍⁠ getting into the‍ subject, if you‌‌⁠ still do not​​ know how to‍ fight, it is​ better to carry⁠‍​ a sword and​⁠ shield.

Learn‍​‌ to fight first,‌ then focus on‍⁠⁠ fencing.

That⁠‍‌ it does not⁠⁠⁠ look elegant?

If​​ you show off‍‌ without knowing, you⁠ can die like​ an idiot.

Right⁠​ now you know​⁠​ nothing, so shut‌‍‍ up and use​⁠​ a shield.

Also,⁠​​ if you cannot‍‌‍ use mana, I recommend learning a mana cultivation method⁠‍​ first.

All‍ very well, but.‌‍⁠

And​‍​ how the hell‍​‍ do you cultivate​​ mana?

I blinked.

I knew that mana‌⁠ existed, and that‍⁠​ with it people⁠​‍ became strong.

But⁠‍ nothing more.

I had no idea⁠‌ where that method​ was learned.

‘Not‌​ even the pinned⁠‍ posts are useful…’​

I scratched my head.‍⁠

The​ gallery was useful,‌ but chaotic.

Except‍⁠ for pinned posts,⁠⁠​ auctions and trade,‍‍ there was no​​​ classification at all.⁠

I needed to contact‌‍ someone like SwordTasteMaster.​⁠

Searching‍‍‌ blindly was inefficient.‌⁠‌

‘There‌​‍ are about 30‍ minutes left before‍ I can trade⁠​‍ with Heavenly Demon​‍‌ again.’

That‍‍ was something good‍ about the gallery‍‍⁠ you could measure​⁠​ time.

Posts‍‍ kept regenerating nonstop,​ so time was‍ noticeable only through‌ that.

Although‍ there were too‌​​ many.

It⁠⁠⁠ was strange that‌‌​ my posts did⁠‌ not get lost⁠ in the tide.‍‌

Title)‌⁠⁠ Does anyone know‍‍ how to cultivate​⁠​ mana?

WildGrills​‌​

TL;DR‌

‘Is⁠ it because I use a fixed‍⁠⁠ nickname?’

I thought that after​‍ posting.

Most‍‌⁠ were anonymous; fixed‍‍⁠ users were few.​‌⁠

It⁠⁠‍ made sense.

The⁠⁠ gallery thrives on‌‍ anonymity.

Using‌​⁠ a fixed nickname⁠‌ is giving up​⁠ half of it.‍

If⁠ they discover you,​​​ your past is⁠ exposed forever.

While⁠⁠‍ I was thinking‍‍​ about that, a notification sounded.

I opened the comment‌⁠‌ immediately.

It​⁠ was Heavenly Demon.‌

ㄴHeavenly​⁠⁠ Demon) Would mana‍ cultivation not be,‍‌‍ in terms of​ the Central Continent,‍ an internal cultivation‌ method?

ㄴYes,‍​‍ that’s right

ㄴHeavenly​ Demon) Then, I will teach you.‍​

ㄴIs⁠​ the method you​‌ know that good?⁠⁠

ㄴHeavenly​ Demon) A method‍‍​ capable of breaking​ the heavens and​‍​ making the earth‌​‍ tremble.

ㄴHahahaha,‍⁠ how exaggerated

ㄴSmells‌​ like a scam⁠⁠⁠ hahaha

No.‍

I did not think‍ the same.

The⁠ reason was simple‍​‌ the sword.

I had only wielded‌ bamboo swords in​⁠‍ kendo.

And⁠⁠ even so, Heavenly‌ Demon’s sword was‍⁠ absurd.

It⁠​‌ was very likely⁠‍‍ that she was⁠​ equally absurd.

But,‌ ironically, precisely because‌‌​ of that, I hesitated.

ㄴWildGrills)⁠‍⁠ I feel like‌‍ I’m receiving too​⁠ much is that‍‍​ okay?

ㄴHeavenly‌​‌ Demon) You are​⁠ my benefactor and‌⁠⁠ my destined encounter.‌ Please, let me​‍ repay the favor.‌

ㄴWildGrills)⁠ A compass and‌‌​ something to make⁠​​ fire are enough…⁠‌‌

ㄴHeavenly‌‍‍ Demon) That is‌⁠ not enough, not⁠‌‌ even close.

That​‍‌ only made me‍ feel worse.

I scratched my head,​ uncomfortable.

The‍‌ thing with Shinwol​‌‌ Youngcho or whatever⁠ it was called‌ I also found⁠‌ by pure chance,​ and I did‌‍ not know that‌‌⁠ Heavenly Demon was​‌⁠ really in danger‌‌ either.

It⁠‍ was a chain​‌ of coincidences upon⁠​​ coincidences that led‍ me here, and⁠⁠ that was why⁠⁠ I hesitated a little.

‘…No.​‌ What right do⁠⁠ I have to‍​ hesitate in my​‌ current situation?’

I would accept her​‍ goodwill only as⁠‍ far as my​‍‌ conscience allowed.

But‌​ I also must​‍⁠ not abuse it.​​

I also had a conscience, so I intended to repay⁠ the favor somehow.‌

I wrote an affirmative⁠​‍ reply.

ㄴWildGrills)​ All right. But‍‍‌ write it as​​‍ a private message.​ It could attract​ unnecessary attention

ㄴHeavenly‌ Demon) Understood. First​​ adopt the meditation‌ posture

Meditation​ posture?

I tilted my head,‍‌ confused.

I knew, more or‌ less, that it‌ was a typical‌⁠‌ word from martial​ arts novels.

But‍‍ only that.

ㄴWildGrills)‍ What exactly is‌ the meditation posture?‌⁠

ㄴHeavenlyDemon)​‍ ?

ㄴHahahahaha,‌‍‌ she was left⁠ bewildered

ㄴIsn’t​⁠ this the first‍‌​ time we’ve seen⁠‌ that old lady‌ surprised? Hahaha

Most‍​ of the replies‌‍‍ were just to​⁠⁠ make fun of⁠ her.

After​⁠​ a moment of‌‍⁠ hesitation, I searched​​​ the gallery.

The‍​​ meditation posture seemed⁠‌⁠ quite common; there⁠​ were even photos.​​‍

I picked any post‍‍ and imitated it.​

It‍ said I had​‌ to place my‍ foot on my​​ thigh.

“Gyaaaaaah!!!”⁠‌‌

A ridiculously high-pitched scream‍​ came out of⁠ my mouth.

When⁠⁠‌ I tried to‍​⁠ undo the posture,​‌​ I got more⁠⁠⁠ tangled up and​‍⁠ was on the‌​‌ verge of tears.⁠‍

It‍​ felt as if‍ all the joints⁠​ in my legs​‍ were twisting at​ the same time.‌

I collapsed onto the‌​‌ ground, trembling.

Was‌ it really mandatory​⁠ to sit like‍‌​ that?

I had to ask‍ Heavenly Demon.

ㄴWildGrills)​ Heavenly Demon. Is​⁠‌ it really mandatory‌⁠ to sit like‌‌​ this? It hurts​ like hell!

ㄴHeavenly‍​​ Demon) Why would‍ it hurt? I do not understand⁠​

ㄴThe⁠ first time hurts,​⁠‍ yeah hahaha

ㄴImprove⁠‍​ your flexibility, bro‍⁠ hahaha

In​‍ the end, I decided to leave​​ mana cultivation for​‌⁠ later.

Even⁠​⁠ Heavenly Demon seemed‌⁠‌ genuinely confused.

I asked in the⁠‍⁠ comments if it‌ was truly mandatory​‍⁠ to sit in‌ that posture to‍ cultivate mana.

ㄴIt’s⁠ an unwritten rule‌‍‌

ㄴWildGrills)‌ Unwritten rule?

ㄴYes,​ even if you​ don’t know why,‍ you just do⁠‌ it hahaha

ㄴWildGrills)‍​ …

Either‍ way, I would‍​ have to practice⁠​‌ the posture little‍ by little.

In​ this situation, increasing‌⁠⁠ my flexibility all‌⁠‍ at once was​​ impossible.

Instead,⁠ I kept reading‌‌⁠ SwordTasteMaster’s posts.

She‍​ recommended carrying a shield along with‍‌​ the sword.

The​‌‍ content made quite⁠ a lot of‍​ sense and fit​ my situation well,⁠‌ so I accepted⁠​‍ it without issue.‌

‘The‍ problem is where​‍ to get a shield.’

Cutting​‌​ wood and making⁠‍ one was not⁠‌ a bad idea.‌‌‍

The​‌​ sword was so‌‍‌ good that it⁠ compensated.

But‍​‍ right now I did not even​ have water, so‌ cutting trees was‍‍ not efficient.

‘Ah.​ I should ask‍ Heavenly Demon if⁠ she can give⁠‌‌ me water too.‌ Asking for a shield would already‍ be pushing it.’⁠⁠‍

At⁠ times like this,⁠ I thought a one-on-one private chat‌‌ would be useful.⁠

I heard it used⁠ to exist, but‍⁠⁠ I did not‍‍‌ know why it‍​‍ was removed.

Probably⁠ because of favoritism.‌‍​

First,​​ I placed a few of those‍⁠‌ bitter little balls⁠⁠‍ in my palm.⁠‌‌

I wanted to find‍ out what they⁠‍ were for.

Title)⁠ Heavenly Demon, what‍​‌ is this thing‍​ you gave me⁠​ earlier called?

WildGrills⁠⁠​

(Photo​‌‍ of the little‍‌ balls in my​ palm)

Beyond‌⁠ tasting horrible, with‍⁠⁠ all due respect⁠​ they are not‍‌‌ spoiled, right?

ㄴHeavenly‍⁠ Demon) They are​‍ called Fasting Pills.‍‍ They are bitter,​ but they are⁠‌‌ not spoiled.

ㄴWildGrills)‌‌​ It is not⁠ “a little” bitter‍⁠‌ exactly…

ㄴHeavenly​​‌ Demon) Hmm. I found them pleasant.‌‌

ㄴGrandma‍⁠⁠ taste…

ㄴWith​​ respect, how old‍​​ are you?

ㄴHeavenly‍‍ Demon) I do‍ not know. In⁠ the end, age‌‍⁠ is not something⁠‍‍ important, is it?​​‌

ㄴOlder‌‌ people always answer⁠ like that

ㄴConfirmed,​ she is an​ old lady hahaha⁠

Maybe‍‌‌ I should be‍ a bit more‌‌​ polite.

At‌​ least she seemed​‍‍ older than me.⁠​

She‌ did not seem‍ to take it‌ to heart, but‌⁠⁠ earning her favor⁠‍ was not a bad idea.

ㄴWildGrills)​‌ How many should​​‍ I eat per⁠ day?

ㄴHeavenly‍​ Demon) Normally one‍⁠‍ is consumed per​‍ meal.

“Eh…?”‌⁠

I had eaten a whole handful.

There‍⁠​ would not be​⁠‍ side effects, right?‍

ㄴWildGrills)‍​​ I ate quite‌​ a lot… there⁠⁠​ won’t be side​‌‌ effects, right?

ㄴHeavenly​⁠ Demon) I will⁠​⁠ ask someone close‍⁠ and return.

ㄴNow⁠‍ your dick is​ going to explode‍‌ hahaha

ㄴExplosion‍ hahaha

ㄴWildGrills)​ Do not joke‍‌ about that, not⁠ even as a joke…

I was afraid it‍‍ might be true.‍

I was already starting⁠ to feel a strange strength in​‌ my body.

Feeling​‍⁠ strong sounds good,​‌‌ but it was​⁠​ too much.

I even felt hot.‍‌‍

If⁠‍ I got sick⁠⁠ on top of⁠‍‌ that now, it‍‌ would be the‍⁠ worst.

Please,​‌⁠ let nothing happen.‍⁠‍

After​‍‌ a while, Heavenly‍​‌ Demon came back.‌⁠

ㄴHeavenly‍ Demon) I asked​ someone close. There‍ are no side​ effects; on the⁠‌ contrary, it is‌⁠‍ beneficial. It removes‍ the impurities accumulated‌‍ in the body.‍‌⁠

ㄴWildGrills)‌‌ Impurities?

ㄴHeavenly​ Demon) In common‌‌ people like you,⁠ they are normally‍‍‌ expelled through feces.‌

ㄴWildGrills)‌​​ And the strength​⁠ I feel?

ㄴHeavenly‌‌​ Demon) It has‍‍⁠ effects similar to‍ an elixir, so‌ it is normal.‍‍‌

Thank⁠ goodness.

So​ my “Big Johnson”‍​ was not going‌ to explode.

I sighed in relief,​‌ placing a hand⁠⁠‍ on my chest.⁠​​

That‍ body heat was‌ a sign that​‍‍ my body was‍ absorbing the energy.⁠

Fasting‍ Pills were a kind of emergency‍​ ration, but for‍‌​ me they were⁠‍ perfect.

‘If‌‍ the minimum is‍‌ one per meal,⁠ then to nourish​‌ myself properly I will have to‌ eat several.’

Either‍ way, I had⁠⁠ to eat those​‌⁠ bitter little balls.⁠​

I was not in⁠⁠⁠ a condition to‌⁠ hunt.

And‌‍​ even if I hunted, I would‌⁠ not get all​‌‌ the nutrients.

ㄴOnly‍ those little balls‌‌ have elixir effects?⁠⁠ What a joke‌⁠ hahaha

ㄴHeavenly‌‍ Demon) They are⁠ Fasting Pills created⁠‌​ especially for my‍ training. It is‌ natural that they​‌‌ are like that.‍‍‍

ㄴThen​​ make one for​ me too

ㄴHeavenly​ Demon) I will​‍‌ make you a specially shaped Fasting‌⁠ Pill. 凸

ㄴHahahahaha‌⁠

Between‌‍​ the sword and​​‍ this food, it⁠⁠⁠ was clear she‌ was someone of‌ high rank.

Then‍ why the hell⁠ does she use​⁠ the gallery?

In​‍ any case, she‌‌‌ helped me enormously.‍​

If‍⁠‌ it were not‍​‍ for Heavenly Demon,⁠ I would already​⁠ be dead.

While‍‌⁠ browsing the gallery,‌‍ a good idea‍​​ occurred to me​‍‌ and I made​‍‍ a post.

Title)‍‌‍ How much is​⁠ a Mad Dog​​‌ corpse worth more​⁠‌ or less?

WildGrills‌‌

Would‍​⁠ it be enough​​‌ to buy at⁠‌⁠ least a cheap‌‌‌ shield?

ㄴFor​‍ a used shield⁠​ it should be​ enough

ㄴWildGrills)‌ A new one‌⁠ is already difficult,‍​‌ right?

ㄴYes,​ Mad Dog skin‍​ is not very‍ good

ㄴWildGrills)​⁠‍ About how much‌​ is it worth?‍⁠‌ I want to‌ trade it

ㄴUpload‍ it to the‍⁠ auction market

ㄴWildGrills)⁠⁠ I do not​ need money. I am too lazy⁠⁠⁠ to carry it⁠​

ㄴAh,​​⁠ you are a newbie. You do‌⁠ not have to⁠ carry it. It‍‍‍ is stored directly​‌ in the gallery⁠

Store⁠ it?

After‍‌ reading that, I investigated a bit‍ more.

You‍‌‌ could deposit money​⁠ directly into the⁠⁠ gallery, separated by⁠‍‌ coins from each​ country.

The‍ exchange rate was​​ applied automatically.

The⁠‍​ problem was the‍‍⁠ commission.

It‌‍​ was absurdly high,‌‌‌ worse than most⁠ auction houses.

Even‍‌‌ so, the enormous‍‌‌ benefit of ignoring⁠‍​ logistics made it⁠⁠ widely used.

‘So‌ I could have‍‍ uploaded the New​‍​ Moon Spiritual Herb‌‌ directly to the⁠ market?’

That​‌‍ is why information‍⁠⁠ is important.

Even‍​‍ so, I saved‍ a life and⁠‍‍ gained a valuable​ relationship, so I could let it‍‍ go.

Besides,‌‍‍ despite the commission,​ people traded a lot.

ㄴWildGrills)‌​​ Then where does​‌⁠ that commission go?‌‍⁠ To the moderator?​⁠​

ㄴYes.‍⁠ Auctions, market and‍‍​ all that are⁠⁠​ managed by the​⁠ moderator. But nobody​​ knows what he⁠‌‍ does and he‌‍‍ is always broke‍‌​

ㄴHeroDontThrowAway)‍ The commission is‌‍‌ donated to people‌ in need or‌⁠ used for the⁠ development of the‍ gallery.

The‍⁠ moderator, who had‌ been silent until​ now, appeared.

The​‌ response conveyed good​ intentions.

ㄴModerator…​ I am also‌ a person in‍⁠ need… will you‌ give me 10,000‍‍ gold…?

ㄴHeroDontThrowAway)‍​ Aaah…! Right now‍ I do not⁠‍ have money…

ㄴDo‌ not give him‌‌‍ anything, damn it⁠‌⁠

ㄴThat‍⁠ is why mods‍ are needed. Why‍⁠ do they not‍⁠​ appoint mods?

ㄴHeroDontThrowAway)‌‍ I prefer to​‌ do the difficult​‌ things alone. Mods⁠⁠ do not receive⁠‍ a salary.

How‌‌‍ many times must‍‌‌ he have been‍​‍ scammed for the⁠‌⁠ anonymous users to⁠ stop him like‍​ that?

Even‌‍‌ the one pretending‌​ to be poor‍⁠​ was told by​ most not to​​​ joke about that.​​

Public​​ opinion about the⁠‌⁠ admin was very‌‌​ good.

By‍ the way how‍ is a moderator‍⁠⁠ chosen?

‘I​‍ will look into‍‌⁠ that later.’

For‌‍ now, I will‍⁠ upload the Mad‍⁠⁠ Dog corpse to​ auction.

I left the cave.‌

I had left the⁠‌ corpse far away,​‍ so there was⁠​ no problem.

I knew the path​ by heart.

“Chomp.‌ Chomp. Crunch.”

“…….”⁠​

Crack!⁠ Crunch!

I correct myself.

There​‍⁠ was a problem.‍‌‌

A bear… no, an‌‍ owl… was eagerly‌‍‍ devouring the Mad​‌‍ Dog corpse.

It⁠ had the face‌‍‍ of an owl,‍​ but it was‌ bigger than a bear.

I uploaded a photo⁠​ immediately.

Title)‌​ What the hell‌ is this thing?‍⁠​

WildGrills‌‍

(Photo‍​​ of something devouring‌ the Mad Dog⁠‌ corpse)

Fuck,‌ I went to⁠​ get the corpse‍ and this fat​​ thing is eating‌ it.

Does​ anyone know what‍⁠​ it is?

ㄴAre​ you crazy, that‌⁠⁠ is an Owlbear​

ㄴIt‌​‍ is an Owlbear,‍⁠‌ yes, but what‍⁠‌ size is that?⁠⁠

ㄴFuck,‌​‌ a walking house‌​ hahaha

ㄴIf‌​ it hits you​⁠ with its claws,‌ you die instantly​

So​‍⁠ it was an‌ Owlbear?

As⁠⁠‌ soon as I knew what it‍​ was, I stepped​‍⁠ back carefully.

This​ is what they⁠​⁠ call doing everything​‍⁠ for nothing.

But⁠ at least I was still alive.⁠‌

‘Fuck,⁠​⁠ I have to​ run now.’

Wild⁠ dogs are one‌ thing, a bear​​ is something else⁠⁠ entirely.

It‍‍‌ was absurdly big.⁠⁠⁠

I retreated little by⁠​​ little, and when‍​ there was enough‍ distance, I ran⁠‍ toward the cave.‍

If​​​ I had arrived⁠⁠​ a little earlier​‍⁠ just imagining it‌ gave me chills.‌‍

‘What​‌⁠ do I do​‍​ now? Defend myself⁠ inside the cave?’‌⁠‍

Going‍ out is unknown⁠‍ danger.

Staying‍​‌ is risking that‍‌‌ the Owlbear enters.‍​⁠

I had just overcome​‌ the greatest crisis⁠‌‍ of my life⁠‍⁠ and another one​​⁠ was already falling‍⁠‍ on me.

The​⁠‍ only thing I could rely on​ was Heavenly Demon’s⁠‍ sword.

[Heavenly​‌ Demon has requested⁠‍⁠ a trade. Accept?]​

While‌ I was trembling⁠⁠ with anxiety, Heavenly​ Demon sent a request.

Judging⁠‍ by the time,‌ it was expected.⁠​

I hurriedly accepted.

The⁠‍​ familiar window appeared.⁠

[Heavenly‌ Demon has registered​ trade items.]

[Heavenly‌ Demon: Here is‍‌ the compass and⁠‌ the ignition stone‍ you asked for.​‍⁠ The stone can⁠ be charged with‌ internal energy.]

[WildGrills:⁠ Thank you. But‍‍‍ I do not​ know how to‌‌‌ use internal energy‍​‍ is there another​‍ option?]

[Heavenly‍ Demon: Eh? You⁠ do not know‌​ how to use​‌ it and yet‌​⁠ you access the⁠ gallery? The same⁠ with the meditation​​ posture how strange.]​‌‌

From‍​‌ her words, to​‌ access the gallery‍‌ you normally had‍ to know how‍​ to use mana.‍‌‍

I did not know‍‌ how to explain⁠​​ it either.

I opened my eyes‌ and the world‌ was already broken.⁠‍

Explaining‌‌ everything was impossible,‍ so I answered‍ first.

[WildGrills:​​​ It is complicated‍ to explain. Besides,​ there is no‍‌‍ time.]

[Heavenly‍‌‍ Demon: Hmm. All​‍ right. In any⁠ case, the stone⁠ works with a button, so you‌‌⁠ will be able‌ to use it.​‌ Do you need‍‍ anything else?]

[WildGrills:‍ With permission… could⁠⁠ you also give​​​ me some water…?]​⁠

[Heavenly‍ Demon: If it⁠‌‍ is your request,​​⁠ with pleasure.]

[WildGrills:⁠‌⁠ Oh. Thank you⁠‍​ very much!]

I accepted the trade.⁠⁠

On⁠​ the ground appeared⁠ the supplies a compass, an ignition‌‌ stone and a large canteen.

Everything‍ had an oriental​​ design.

First‍ I checked the‌ stone.

‘The⁠​‍ button is here.’​​‌

Whoosh.⁠‍‍

When‍ I pressed it,⁠⁠ a small flame‌ sprang up at‍ the edge.

Enough.​​

Then​‌ I took the‍⁠​ compass.

With‍‌ a compass, escaping‍‍‌ would be much‍⁠⁠ easier.

People⁠ get lost in‍⁠​ forests because they​ do not know​⁠‍ how to orient​‍ themselves.

With‍⁠​ this everything.

“Eh?”‌​​

It‍​ would be solved.⁠‍

But​‌‌ something did not​ add up.

I opened my eyes​⁠ wide.

The⁠‍ compass, which should​​​ stay fixed, was‍‌ spinning nonstop.

Had⁠​⁠ Heavenly Demon given‌‌ me a defective‍‍‌ one?

A bit nervous, I made a post.‌‌​

Title)‍​ Heavenly Demon, I think the compass⁠ is broken

WildGrills‍‌⁠

(Video⁠‌‌ of a compass‍ spinning nonstop)

The‍‍‍ needle does not⁠‌ stop spinning. What​⁠​ is happening…?

I think I was‍⁠​ given a broken‌ one…

ㄴHeavenly​ Demon) Eh? It‍‍ should not. When‌ I sent it,​​ it worked fine.⁠‌‍

She​⁠ responded immediately.

That‍ only confused me⁠‌ more.

Why‌‍​ would a compass‍‌‌ that worked a moment ago now​ not?

ㄴDid⁠​​ it bug during​‌​ the trade?

ㄴNo,⁠‍ that does not⁠ happen. The system⁠‌​ is like teleportation‍

ㄴFor⁠⁠ it to break​​ like that suddenly​‍ is strange

ㄴIt⁠‍ spins nicely

ㄴLike​ your life

ㄴShut​ up

Other⁠ users were also‍‍ doubtful.

It⁠ could be bad‍​ luck and that‌⁠ it broke right​​​ after the trade.‌​‌

But‍ something else was⁠‌⁠ happening.

ㄴWildGrills)​‌ Can someone lend‍ me a compass?⁠ I will return‌‌‍ it right away‌‍​

ㄴStellarPrincess)⁠ I will give‍‍ you one

ㄴPrincessChangu)⁠ I will give​‌ you one toooo⁠‍‌

ㄴSunLiveForever)⁠ Me too

ㄴHeroDontThrowAway)⁠ I would like​‌ to help you,⁠‌‌ but I do‌⁠⁠ not have one…⁠​

Maybe‌⁠‍ they noticed something‍ strange.

Fixed‍‍⁠ users who almost​‍ never commented suddenly⁠‍ appeared.

In⁠‌ a short time,‍‌​ I gathered several‍⁠⁠ different compasses.

Title)‌ Fuck, they are​ all the same‌‍

WildGrills‍

(Video‍​ of several spinning​​ compasses)

They‍‍ all lost their⁠​‍ sense of direction⁠ as if they​ were outsiders.

What⁠‍‌ the hell is⁠⁠​ happening?

ㄴHeavenly​‍‍ Demon) Strange.

ㄴSwordTasteMaster)​‍ It is strange.⁠‍‌

ㄴPrincessChangu)‌‍‌ Strangeeee.

ㄴDwarfPassingBy)‌​⁠ Why does it⁠⁠ do that? Did‍⁠‌ you pour alcohol‍‍ on it?

ㄴWildGrills)‍‌‌ Shut up

They⁠ were all the‌⁠‍ same.

They⁠​⁠ spun nonstop.

While‍‌ everyone was doubtful,‌‍‍ some users shared‌ ideas.

ㄴThere‌​‌ is only one⁠⁠ case where something​​‍ like this happens⁠

ㄴWhere?‌⁠

ㄴWhen‍ you enter the⁠‍​ Forest of the⁠⁠⁠ Four Seasons. There⁠⁠ the magnetism and‌⁠‌ mana are altered,​‌‍ and compasses do‌‍ not work

ㄴDo​ not say nonsense.​‌⁠ If it were‍ that, he would​‌⁠ not be able‍⁠​ to access the‌​‍ gallery

ㄴBut‍​ it is the​⁠ only place that⁠ fits

ㄴIt​ cannot be that‌ they are all‍‍ broken

ㄴWhere⁠⁠ the hell is⁠‌​ the author? Hahaha‌​

ㄴDrunk⁠‌‍ straight into the‍​ Forest of the⁠⁠ Four Seasons hahaha⁠⁠⁠

The‍ reactions were ambiguous.⁠

There⁠​⁠ were two theories.‍

— If the compass​ does not work,‍‌ it is the‍ Forest of the​ Four Seasons.

— But if it‍ were that forest,​‌ he should not‌⁠ be able to​ access the gallery.⁠⁠

Either‍ way, my conclusion⁠ was only one.‍​

‘…I‍‍ think something went⁠​​ very wrong.’

The⁠⁠ situation was twisting​‌ dangerously.

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