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Got a Gallery in the Wild Chapter 91: Eel (2)

Chapter 91: Eel (2)

Even‌⁠ if I no⁠ longer have anywhere‍​ to use it,​ my manhood is​‍ still very important‍​​ to me.

And‌​​ not just to‍ me. Every man⁠ would think the​​‍ same.

Even‍​​ those friends who⁠ laugh when they⁠ break a leg⁠‍ completely change when‌ the problem happens​ down there.

In‌​ that case, they‍ genuinely comfort you.​‌ The one who⁠‌‌ mocks you is‍ the bastard.

And⁠ right now, I was facing the⁠ greatest crisis of‌​ my life as‍⁠⁠ a man.

Maybe‍‌‌ it was because​‌ I ate eel​ yesterday, but the‍‌ tent simply had‍‍ no intention of‌​ going down.

I thought it was​‌ ridiculous to end‍⁠​ up like this‍ from a single‍ eel, but when⁠‍‍ it comes to⁠ the Forest of​ Four Seasons, the⁠ story changes.

After​ all, before this,​ just from eating⁠​ one fish, I ended up with⁠ a fever for​⁠⁠ an entire day.‍​

‘Ah‌ please. I don’t⁠‍‌ want to ask‍‍⁠ people about this.’‍⁠

Desperately,⁠ I started searching‌​‍ the gallery for‌​​ people with symptoms‍ similar to mine.‌‌‌

But‌‌ men were all⁠‌ the same and⁠‍‌ only bragged about​​ it.

Sometimes‌‍​ stories about people‍ crying from kidney​​ stones would appear,​​⁠ but that was‍‌ it.

It⁠‍ was hard to‍‌‌ find anything related​‍‌ to a problem‌‍‌ as serious as‌‌ mine.

‘Should​​‍ I make a post in the⁠‌⁠ gallery…?’

I couldn’t help seriously​ considering it. It‍ was a bit‌‍​ no, extremely embarrassing.​

The‍ gallery was anonymous,​​‌ so people could‌‌ go there without⁠‍ shame, but this⁠‌ was different.

Among‌⁠ my friends, there‌ were guys who​ even kept formal​⁠ manners in games.‍

I never understood them.‍‌​ I thought they​ simply didn’t know‍⁠​ how to act‍‌ shamelessly.

But‍‌‌ now that I found myself in‌​ a critical situation,‍‌ I inevitably started​ thinking about it.​‌⁠

‘No.‍​⁠ Let’s ask AllFather​​ first.’

AllFather‌ was incredibly wise,‍⁠ so he would‍​ surely be able‍ to help me.‍⁠‍

And‍ besides, he was‍⁠ a man, so‍‌​ he would probably⁠‌‌ take the matter‍​⁠ seriously.

Hoping⁠‍‌ he also knew⁠‍‌ medicine, I sent⁠‌‌ him a message.​

[WildGrills:‍⁠ AllFather, are you‍⁠ there by any​‌ chance?]

[AllFather:​⁠‍ What is it?]​​

Fortunately,​ he seemed to⁠ be online in‍ the gallery. I let out a sigh of relief.⁠⁠⁠

But‌⁠ that meant nothing‌⁠ if I couldn’t⁠ get a solution.​

So⁠​‌ I explained my⁠‌‌ current situation, desperately‌ hoping there was​‍‍ a cure.

[WildGrills:‍​​ It’s a somewhat…‍​ dangerous situation.]

[WildGrills:‍⁠⁠ Especially dangerous as‌ a man.]

[AllFather:‍​‍ Don’t tell me‌ your penis or​‌ testicles exploded?]

AllFather⁠ said something pretty‌‍ terrifying.

If‌‍‍ it had been‍‍​ something like that,‌ I would’ve abandoned‍ this world long​‌‍ ago.

Though‌⁠ it still felt‌⁠​ like it was‌ about to explode.​

[WildGrills:⁠​ It’s not that⁠⁠ bad yet.]

[WildGrills:⁠ But ever since⁠‍‍ I woke up​​‍ this morning, it⁠ just won’t calm‌‌ down;;]

[AllFather:‍‌ Hmm. It seems⁠⁠ it was because​ of the eel‌‍ you ate yesterday.‍ And since it‌⁠​ was an eel‌⁠ from the Forest​ of Four Seasons,‌⁠‍ the effect was⁠‌ probably amplified.]

[WildGrills:‌‌⁠ Is that actually‍ true?]

[AllFather:​‌​ Yes. I also​ woke up this‌‍⁠ morning and it⁠‍ was truly… ha,‌⁠‍ ahem.]

I felt like that⁠ restrained laugh contained‍​⁠ far too many‌⁠‌ things.

What​⁠ the hell did‌⁠‍ that eel have‌‌‍ to produce an⁠ effect comparable to‍‌‍ a stimulant?

But‌​ none of that⁠ mattered right now.‌​‍ What mattered was​‌ curing this.

[WildGrills:​​ So there’s a solution for this,​ right?]

[AllFather:‌‍ Yes. Though first​⁠‍ I must explain​ the theory. Is‌‌​ that alright?]

[AllFather:⁠ It will make⁠​⁠ treatment easier.]

[WildGrills:‍‍​ Can’t this just⁠ be fixed with⁠ medicine?]

[AllFather:​​​ This is related‍ to the body’s‌⁠⁠ internal energy, so‌⁠ Mr. Grills’ own​‍⁠ effort will be‍ the most important⁠‌ thing.]

No⁠‌‍ wonder even the​‌‍ elixir hadn’t worked.​​​

I had even applied​ it directly there​⁠⁠ and it did​‌ absolutely nothing.

Rather,‍‌‌ it only made‍ it even firmer.⁠⁠ I wouldn’t have​ the right to⁠‍⁠ complain even if⁠‌ people called me‌ an idiot.

But‍⁠‌ I was being‌‍‌ completely serious, damn​‌​ it.

[WildGrills:​‌ Please tell me‍⁠ this will be‌‍ a simple explanation.]⁠​

[AllFather:‍‍ Yes. According to‍ my research, each‍‌‍ sex possesses its​ own unique energy.]‍‍‌

[AllFather:​⁠‌ In the Central⁠ Continent they call​ it yin and​ yang, though it​‍ could also be‍‌ explained medically.]

Was‌ he talking about​‌ hormones?

I listened carefully to⁠​ AllFather’s words.

[AllFather:‍​‌ Yang energy governs⁠ physical aspects such⁠‌ as muscles, body‌‌⁠ hair, stamina, and‌‍ similar things.]

[AllFather:‍‍ Some also say​‍⁠ it affects baldness,‍ though that has​⁠‍ yet to be​‌ proven.]

[WildGrills:‌‌ So the eel⁠​‍ possessed yang energy?]‌​‍

[AllFather:​​‍ Not exactly.]

[AllFather:​​‍ Rather, it possesses​​‍ the effect of‌‌‌ amplifying it.]

[AllFather:⁠‍‌ The problem is‌ that male energy‍‍ tends to gather‍‍ more easily in⁠ the groin.]

AllFather’s⁠‍⁠ explanation was simple.‍

By‌ eating the eel,​‍​ my yang energy—in‌ other words, my⁠ male hormones—had skyrocketed.⁠‍

And‍​‌ it was highly‍‌ likely that all‌‍​ that energy gathering‌ in my groin‍​​ had caused this​‍​ disaster.

It⁠ might sound absurd,‍​ but this place⁠‌‌ was fantasy.

A place where things‍⁠‌ completely illogical to​ me were considered​‌​ normal.

[WildGrills:⁠‌ And what would‌ the treatment be?]‌‌

[AllFather:‌⁠‍ You already learned​ the internal circulation​⁠ technique, so it⁠‍‌ should be simple.]​⁠

[AllFather:​⁠​ You only need⁠‍⁠ to imagine dispersing​⁠‌ the energy gathered⁠⁠ in your groin‍​‍ throughout your entire​ body.]

[WildGrills:​‍ Hearing it like‍‌ that makes it‍‌ sound incredibly easy.]​⁠‍

[AllFather:⁠ The real problem‍ is whether you‌‌ can focus on​ internal circulation while⁠‌​ keeping that thing‍ raised.]

Ah.⁠

Now⁠⁠​ that he mentioned​‌ it, it sounded⁠ much harder.

Internal‍ circulation required extreme​‌ concentration.

And⁠‌‌ right now, that​ thing was already⁠ starting to hurt.‌ Having to focus‍​​ on the technique‌ on top of​‌‍ that sounded hopeless.‌‍‍

[AllFather:‍ If it truly⁠⁠ proves impossible, there⁠⁠ is a simpler‍‌⁠ method.]

[WildGrills:​ What is it?]​​‍

[AllFather:‌‍‍ Cut it off‌‍‍ or relieve yourself.]‌‍

[AllFather:‍ Those are the​⁠‍ two options.]

[WildGrills:⁠​‍ ;;;]

Cutting‌⁠​ it off would‌ never be an‌⁠‌ option.

After‍ thanking AllFather, I began internal circulation.⁠

I had to resolve‌​ this somehow to​‌ overcome this crisis.⁠‌

‘Let’s‍⁠ focus on the⁠⁠‍ energy gathered down​‌ there and not​‍ on the abdomen.’‌‍

If‌​ someone saw me‌ right now, they’d​‌⁠ probably think I was a pervert.⁠‌‍

But‍⁠ I was being‌ completely serious. I absolutely had to⁠‌‍ prevent my pride⁠ from exploding.

Desperately‍‌ ignoring that incredibly⁠​‌ troublesome area, I began controlling the⁠ energy.

“Fuuu…”​⁠

As‌​ expected, it wasn’t⁠‌​ easy.

I could clearly feel‍‍‌ the energy gathered​‍ in my dantian,‍ but focusing on‍​​ that other area‍‌ was unbearable.

Even‍ so, I had‍ to do it.‍

I gathered every ounce‌⁠ of concentration I had.

Shhhhhhhhh—⁠⁠‍

Fortunately,​⁠‍ it seemed to⁠‌​ be working.

The⁠⁠ energy that had​‌​ been gathered so‌​‌ intensely slowly began⁠ to disperse.

And⁠‌⁠ just when I felt relieved.

Something⁠‌ strange happened.

‘Huh?‍‌​ Whaaaat?’

The‌‍‌ concentrated energy began⁠​ spreading throughout my​​‍ entire body.

It​‍ was a pretty​ bewildering moment, but‍‍ shortly after, that‌​ mass of energy‌ disintegrated like dust.‌⁠‍

And​‌ if it had⁠‌⁠ only dispersed, I probably wouldn’t have‍ been that surprised.‍

Because‍ another change immediately⁠​​ followed.

The​ flow of mana‌‌ inside my body.​‍‍

Not⁠‌‌ only did it‌⁠ speed up, it⁠‌‌ became vastly more⁠ powerful.

And​ it wasn’t just​⁠ the mana. It‍​‌ felt as though⁠‍​ all my physical‌ abilities had been​​ forcibly increased.

My‌⁠ heart pounded violently,‍​⁠ and I could‍‍‌ breathe for far‌​​ longer than before.‌⁠

The‍‌ transformation was so​⁠ sudden that I went from surprise​‌ to complete confusion.‍

‘F-first,‌‍‍ let’s finish the‌⁠‌ circulation.’

If‍ I stopped now,‌ I had no​​​ idea what might‍‌ happen.

So​ I maintained my‌​ concentration until the‌⁠ very end.

I barely managed to​ synchronize my prolonged‍‌ breathing with the‌‍ storm-like flow of​‍⁠ mana raging through‌⁠​ me and gradually‍‌‌ calmed my racing‍ heart.

‘The⁠‍ heavens are the⁠‌ supreme existence revered⁠​​ by all things…’⁠​‌

Just‌​ in case, I even recited the‌‌‍ formula HeavenlyDemon had​⁠‌ taught me.

The​‌‍ idea wasn’t to⁠ calm the storm,‌‌‌ but to adapt​⁠‌ to it.

Instead‍‍ of “controlling” the‌‌ energy, I guided​⁠​ it as if‌ I were “adapting”​⁠ to it.

Because⁠⁠ I felt that⁠‌ if I didn’t‌ do that, I would end up⁠ being swept away‍‍⁠ by that storm.​​‌

Thump!​ Thump! Thump!

Soon⁠ after, my heart​‍‌ slowly stabilized, and⁠ the flow of‍⁠ mana also calmed‌​ down.

I regulated my breathing‍‍⁠ several times before‍‍​ finally opening my⁠‌​ eyes after completing⁠‌ the technique.

“Fuuu…”​

I slowly shook my​⁠⁠ head.

It⁠ felt as though‌ I had become‌‍‌ one with the​ storm.

What‌​ would have happened‌⁠ if I had‌⁠​ tried to control⁠​ it instead of​‌ adapting to it?​⁠‍

With‌‍ my current low‌ level of mastery,⁠ I probably would’ve​⁠‍ failed.

‘The‌​ formula HeavenlyDemon taught⁠ me is surprisingly‌‍ useful.’

Every‌​ time I recited‍⁠⁠ it during a crisis, it truly​‌‍ helped a lot.‌

For‍‍ a moment, I became curious about‍​ what the next​​ formula would be,⁠⁠‌ but I decided‍ to wait patiently.‍​‍

‘…It​‌⁠ didn’t explode, right?’​‍‍

A little nervously, I looked inside my⁠‍⁠ pants.

Fortunately,‌​‍ it was still‌​ intact.

Forgive​ me for being⁠ such a useless‌‌ owner.

Too‌​ many strange things⁠⁠⁠ had happened since​‍​ the morning, but‍‌‌ at least I managed to survive.​​

‘There’s​‍ no way I’m‌‌‍ uploading this to‌ the gallery.’

Not⁠‍ even dead would⁠‍ I post it.⁠ It would be​ way too embarrassing.‍

I’d⁠​ rather write it‌‍ in the diary.⁠​‍

And⁠ now that I had discovered the‍‍‌ effects of eel,‌‌​ it would probably‍⁠‍ be a good​ idea to write‌ that down too.‌⁠

‘Next‌‍‌ time I should⁠‍⁠ share the eel.‍‌ If I eat‌ it all by‌‍‌ myself again, something​ bad’s going to​‌ happen.’

It‌ was a perfect⁠​⁠ diary.

Drawings,‌‌ effects, warnings—it lacked​ nothing.

And‍ so began Day⁠‌ 12, a day‍‌ already full of⁠⁠⁠ problems from the‌‍​ very morning.

The​‍ first thing I did was make​‍ a post in‌ the gallery to⁠ let everyone know‍⁠ I was still⁠‍‌ alive.

Title)‌‌ WildGrills awake

WildGrills‌

(Photo‍⁠‍ of a completely​⁠ burned-out campfire, leaving‌‍ only charcoal)

Starting⁠ today, it’s Day‍‍ 12.

└HeavenlyDemon:​⁠ Strange seeing you‌⁠⁠ wake up late.​‌

└WildGrills:​‌⁠ I had some⁠⁠‍ problems this morning.‌‍

└HeavenlyDemon:⁠⁠‍ Was it something⁠‍ dangerous?

└WildGrills:‍ Personally, I’d say‍‍‍ it was the​‌ greatest crisis of​‌⁠ my life.

└HeavenlyDemon:​​‌ Even so, I’m​ glad you resolved⁠​‌ it.

└AllFather:‌⁠⁠ It seems you‌ managed to solve⁠‍‌ the problem well.‍‌​

└WildGrills:⁠​ Thanks to you⁠‌‌ hahaha;;

└DwarfPassingBy:‌ Hey. That eel‍‌ you gave us‌⁠⁠ yesterday seriously had‍‌ an effect hahahah.‍‌

└SunForEver:‍ Me too haha.​‍ I regained my‍ confidence after a long time.

└KingLeor:‍‌ My wife exhausted‍ me since the‌‍​ morning……

└SmartMind:⁠‌​ I thought that‌‍⁠ wasn’t eel, but​‌ some kind of‌⁠‌ medicine.

└And‌‌‍ all of you​ ended up like‍‌ that from just​ one piece?

└I‍ guess it’s also‍‌ because it’s a creature from the⁠⁠ Forest of Four‍‌ Seasons.

└Then​‌‍ what happened to‌ Grills? He was​‌​ the one who‍ ate the most.‍

└Could​ it be that​⁠‍ the “morning problem”‌‌ was because he‌‌ couldn’t make it​ go down?

└LMAOOO‌ then that really​⁠‍ was a genuine‍​‍ crisis haha.

Apparently,‍‍‌ I was the‍⁠ only victim.

As⁠⁠⁠ they say, too​ much of anything‍ is harmful.

I ate too much‌​ by myself and⁠ ended up like​ this.

Next‍ time I’ll share⁠​ the eel. Of‌​ course, assuming I ever catch one‌⁠ again.

‘Now​ I also have‌ to be careful‍ about what I eat…?’

I should probably ask⁠ AllFather, though in⁠⁠ the end, I’ll‍​‍ be the one‌ who has to⁠‍​ endure the symptoms.‌‌‌

I let out a sigh and stood‍​⁠ up.

It‍‍⁠ was the start‍​‌ of another day.‍

The‌⁠ first thing I needed to do‍​ was reinforce the‍‍ shelter.

It‌ was something I had already decided‌ yesterday.

I could no longer‍⁠⁠ treat it as​​ just a temporary​⁠‍ base.

I had to turn⁠ it into a complete and secure⁠ hideout.

‘He​‍‍ said he’d bring‍‍​ the barricades by‌ noon.’

First,‌ I needed to​ readjust the barricades’‍‍ positions.

Since‌ the trench had​‍ been converted into⁠​‌ a drainage canal,​​ many of them​⁠ were placed underneath.⁠

It​ would be better⁠ to move them⁠⁠‌ outside the channel.​

‘It’s​​ going to take⁠‌‌ quite a bit‍‌‌ of strength.’

The​​ barricades were a little taller than​ me.

Moving‍ them without mana‍ should’ve been impossi—‌​

Grrrrrk—‌‌

“Huh?”‌‌

Why‍ the hell did‌ it move?

I had only pushed‍‍​ it lightly to‍ test it, and‍​‍ the barricade immediately‌​⁠ slid aside.

I thought maybe the​‍ ground was slippery,‍ but that wasn’t‍​ it.

Even‌ if it was​​‌ dirt, it shouldn’t​ move that easily.⁠

‘What?‌⁠‌ Am I imagining⁠ things?’

I tried pushing harder.⁠

Without‌​ using mana.

Grrrrrrk!‍⁠

Surprisingly,‍​ the barricade moved​ easily again.

And​ it wasn’t because​ it was light.⁠

The​​⁠ drag marks on‌‍ the ground made⁠ it obvious that‌ it was still‍​ incredibly heavy.

In⁠‌ other words, my‌​ strength had increased​‍ far more than‌⁠ before.

‘But​​⁠ yesterday I was‌​‌ still normal?’

Don’t​‍‌ tell me I got stronger just⁠‍‌ from eating an‌⁠ eel?

The⁠ only thing that​​​ came to mind​ was the eel.⁠

Though‍‍ the idea that‌ an eel could‍⁠ make you this​ strong sounded ridiculous.‌‍⁠

But​⁠‍ this place was‍ the Forest of⁠‍​ Four Seasons.

A place where even‌​ the most absurd‌ things eventually became‍ normal.

I moved the barricade⁠ back and forth​ and then, out​⁠⁠ of curiosity, lifted‍​ the bottom part.​

And⁠​ I lifted it⁠‍‌ absurdly easily.

‘……This​ is awesome.’

I think I finally‍‍ understand why athletes‍⁠⁠ use drugs.

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