Chapter 298: Webtoon Special Edition – Extra 10 Corin and His Children (3)
FuMYejBThe prestigious fencing family of the east of the continent, Arden.bsf6hso
bPbiEThis lineage, famous for protecting the kingdom’s border and for producing exceptional swordsmen, was for a long time the place where the absolute authority of the Sword Emperor Garand Arden reigned without dispute.6N49Y
OrWYltVBut they say that when one sun sets, another rises.yU2DzAe
idhAfter the Sword Emperor Garand Arden, it was his two granddaughters who inherited that glory.aemdya
aLmThe Swordmaster Lunia Arden.szSQf
sXcPMv8Current head of the Arden family and wife of the great hero Corin Loch.hJBB
I1n3mmThe Demon Sword Alisha Arden.uDZ
8XytySecond daughter of the Arden family and a bastard.VNYx
jUKgEven so, she completed the Dominion Slash of the Arden style of Garand Arden and the Heavenly Sword, becoming a Demon Sword and the wife of the great hero Corin Loch.VJJ
915That’s right.UPJlJ
djHHEGAlthough a bastard, both were legitimate sisters, and both were wives of the great hero of the War of the Sun, Corin Loch.paU
QQtIf someone had seen it, they surely would have shouted something like, “He married two sisters?! Damn insane womanizer!”, but if they later found out that there were seven more wives, they would probably have just fallen silent, filled with rage.ik4
vKLzmAt the time, even Sophia Arden, the matriarch of the family, went so far as to start a hunger strike to oppose that marriage, and no one knew how it would end.muTC
5OYHowever, everything was resolved in an absurd way when both sisters committed exactly the same “calendar mistake”.v3H77Or
GL9HeSo, what became of those sisters after that?H93Su
qDbU2ga“Kids, are you ready?”QZfd
t1fZzULusha Arden, Lunia Arden’s eldest daughter. 5 years old.33KW
1su“Yes! Today is an important day!”K4ud3Gq
K5UqdPAria Arden, Alisha Arden’s eldest daughter. 5 years old.6MAk
gsMx26“Big sisters! You forgot this! Wait a moment!”tpoFyH
WANzAiri Arden, Lunia Arden’s second daughter. 4 years old.BWi
iZeb“Hurry up, Airi! If not, we’ll wake up dad and the moms!”9l2uN
HLxZKanta Arden, Alisha Arden’s eldest son. 4 years old.ppEwl
CZow“Pa!”RRys
ZmcJonathan Arden, Lunia Arden’s eldest son. 3 years old.5Bu
paCqLFf“Mom, give me fooood.”Nhjxn
QrPRakMeiri Arden, Alisha Arden’s third daughter. 3 years old.8CVe
PY2“Cha! Cha!”L3XIEk
w8nyJQUAdrian Arden, Lunia Arden’s second son. 2 years old.NKx4J5R
5Gr“Pa-pa-cha?”jwy
pzu71aLLucia Arden, Alisha Arden’s third daughter. 2 years old.eEA06R
UIi“Waa!”XED
sdsCeline Arden, Lunia Arden’s third daughter. Newborn.FsZ
6c9A7“Waa!”tvw
TghIhRaul Arden, Alisha Arden’s second son. Newborn. (T/N: Bro literally wants to complete a soccer team with his kids.)1JI9
tbPD7HA total of ten children gathered in one place.5RKWdt
oAKIThe Arden family, so close-knit they looked ready to form a sports team, had gathered for one clear reason.fXYw1
6Bki“Today is Mama Alisha’s birthday! Did everyone prepare properly?”zGAvCJb
nwQWZ5At Lusha’s words, Lunia’s eldest daughter, all the siblings nodded at the same time.0MQBCku
VcjnOf those ten, six hadn’t even finished babbling yet.vjJO5f
8nq47In practice, the ones who had seriously prepared the second mom’s birthday were Lusha and Airi, Lunia’s daughters, and Aria and Kanta, Alisha’s children.IYfKiC
qjonERxThe four of them, carrying their younger siblings or holding them by the hand, advanced toward their parents’ bedroom with the gifts they had prepared.MxIUq9
9j8aThe parents’ bedroom in the Arden house was the largest and most luxurious room.vRh
oi4w3Walking with determined steps across the wooden floor, the children stopped in front of the door and looked at each other with restrained smiles.yRQp5
wwP“Hehe, will mom be surprised?”7k9F5T
HI8“I’m sure she’ll like it! Let’s do the same later for dad and Mama Lunia!”px228E
uPJToday was Mama Alisha’s birthday.dA3
fAU0Ironically, even Lunia’s children felt closer to Alisha than to the strict Mama Lunia.fAaW
gHSsBecause she was sweeter, kinder, and more “approachable”.KzQq8
mLl682NIn any case, the children gathered to congratulate their favorite mom began counting excitedly in front of the door.9R2NYc
i2ESy9n“One.”FCP
FRQ“Two.”iAJq
oM23tIs“Three!”PWIazVx
9o1wzTe“Mama Alisha! Happy birthday!”3Aw
hlSvxThe door flew open.OCuzpvj
W2z5zAnd what they saw was—LNCB7m
LsfG“……”Ziuq
DltL“……”y7XRE
uk7IOPn“……”ETwY
gE47qhoThe bedroom.iWcGRp
MNkThat is, the conjugal space.lHB2j7b
fU5VgThe Arden family’s bedroom was designed for three people, with a spacious room and an enormous bed.vco
6KYVAfter six years of marriage, an absurdly close couple that had had a child every year—what could they be doing together in their bedroom?F0HowOd
Qqnz9What the children, full of innocence, witnessed was Corin, Alisha, and Lunia naked, holding each other, about to do something.qIP
elaD“Ah, ah……”MB1XWD
7d9G“A, aaah……”WqcrhM
gE5SSK“Eh?! W-wait… kids? No, this is…!”84qWJ
nxTCz“W-what?! Wait! No! One moment!”Vv0u
6P2“Hm… I suppose not being able to properly close the sliding door was the mistake.”eRkrt
DLlQAfter a few seconds frozen in place, as if a domain had been deployed, the children reacted all at once.FrrZ
j8L“Aaaah!”IjiTvA
C831uq“Aaaah!”eMl98d
55Lc“Aaaah!”4y1aK2
qnWlGV“Kids, wait! It’s a misunderstanding! Nothing happened!”YdGz
R6fM“Nothing happened! We were just fighting!”VG8jRi
Xvd“Alisha, do you really think that’s going to work?”Il1AD
cCCeFj“For heaven’s sake, sister, stop.”i7PWZgh
uJZ0“Unni, now is not the time for that!”WDVPvY
yus202tThe children, still screaming, dropped the gifts they had brought and ran off.etwYKt
cpXGao8When they disappeared, the only thing left in front of the three adults were the crushed gift boxes, abandoned on the floor.2lGeNOi
zsTCJ***ZRJp
iFTXSR“Shhh.”rLzbwi
1Klkpl“What do we do? ¡Corin-ssi?!”hHaA
TF9LNSomething serious happened.3emxj1
v8gJust as we were about to consummate, the kids caught us.G89lR
EoP9LP“Of all possible moments! Why did they have to come in right then?! When we were about to do that!”a4b
3VBbyn“They didn’t see anything, right? We were covered by the sheet—they couldn’t have seen we were about to do that, right?!”AAKG3Vg
a1as8“You two. Just say sex. Luckily it wasn’t during sex. They caught us right before.”Hsc
SOYpRP“Unnie! Please! This is so embarrassing!”wRY3
HjA3“Nuna! At least say ‘marital relations’ or something softer! I’m scared the kids will hear!”xtcl9fz
zwPVZFearing the children might return, we dressed in a frantic rush.SDI5
MEVIt was the traditional clothing prepared in Arden, but we had no head for following protocols.E0x
a9G9UJWe threw it on haphazardly and ended up looking like total wrecks.cz0DkoT
P8T“Ah, Corin-ssi. Your whole chest is showing.”GmAtDPH
5KM“You too, Alisha.”aUfEs9
yAA3YOb“You two. As I already told you twice cover those kiss marks properly.”ktaT
8McoWhile we were getting dressed, Lunia was calmly lighting her long pipe.3S3QpL
gskTKn‘Why is this nuna so calm?’SQtyBCG
CyL“Lunia nuna. Why are you so relaxed?”chajd
ns1FzR“Well, the kids already know what they need to know.”KroJMZO
yLCq“They know nothing! The oldest is only five! They have no idea we were doing that!”Ds4sl
8nDvT“Just say sex already.”W3wblg8
pI4gbe6This nuna is going to drive me insane!IRK9Un
qUe“Calm down, you two. Little sister Hua Ran until recently believed that holding hands made a baby appear brought by the stork. Do you think the kids are any different? We were just holding hands and sleeping.”qICY6R
deJ“Naked?”0ENwB
pM3w“Sleeping naked in bed is perfectly normal.”B0awZP
eUMmVFuck, will that work? Doesn’t Lunia nuna have a point?TTyk7X
O0iynw‘We were covered by the bed, right? All they saw was our bare torsos, a position like I was about to insert something, and a sweaty man and woman hugging.’L5Mg6
tRkGtja“Wrestling! Yes, Alisha! Wrestling! Your idea was brilliant!”8CQ
QxlW“R-really? If it’s wrestling, being a bit naked isn’t weird!”oJB
juKXN“You two. I’m saying it for the third time do you really think that’s going to fly?”tLv
qH6Lx“Unnie, why are you so chill!!”TcoQSVi
bjsDAPsAfter snapping that at Lunia, we washed our faces dry and collapsed.1PNAXd
Rv3J“This is the worst. The absolute worst. We showed them the worst possible image as parents.”psI
38Ndicw“Alisha… you don’t have parents…”r2JgvLt
Fw70R8“Corin-ssi, want a punch?”cF0
PngZ“At least you’re better off. I’ve seen this
twice.”c9Pq
iKwGTy“Seriously?”uf05
C0tw7W“With my Earth parents and the ones here…”h56
MCpTvVQ“Ah…”yXh
Z4emr7PWhy do parents always get caught doing that by their kids?Kny
D1D“Did unnie never see your parents doing it?”Qse
NEt022E“How could I?”lCEiTXX
OocfdV“Why not?!”Ethn
ui0P“When I was growing up, because of you my parents were practically separated. There was no atmosphere for them to have good-roll relations.”GRNPVI
VEexNZ“Ah…”qJ9m
uBEBiqQThe Arden family had a massive family crisis when the previous patriarch, Gerard Arden, brought home Alisha, the illegitimate daughter born from his affair.xCQcVB2
Dkd0Though it was a political marriage and they didn’t divorce, the relationship between the two sank to rock bottom, and in that environment Lunia practically raised Alisha on her back.Lua
4PssLunia barely saw any affectionate moments from her parents in that cold relationship, and for Alisha, Lunia was practically her mother, so obviously she never saw anything like that.qj5hE
Om3cW“What do we do? How do we explain it to the kids…?”wzRDc
Pl8YlWF“Alisha. Corin. Both of you, calm down. We’re at a crossroads.”OIN
XVg3“A crossroads?”whs5s
TmI“A crossroads about what kind of parents we’re going to be.”u0n
6Z6YoljLunia, ever the adult, continued explaining in a firm voice.WviqW
7c9URG“From the children’s point of view, our sex—”l00kk
6TL9ZH“Don’t say sex.”Agtqm
RZqNx“…our marital relations might seem strange and even scary. But sex—”wwV
5Uf“Don’t say sex!”tyQ
sTKd“…marital relations—are they something dirty and terrifying like the kids might misunderstand?”VlxLB
JRl“No, of course not.”jG8
NnmpOcb“That’s right, unnie! Marital relations are sacred! A sublime moment to conceive children!”TZkj
Q01“I… don’t think they need to be that
sublime.”SAAiw
CfbkZ“Corin-ssi, shut up! Pervert!”soGPc
0BHvPI turned into a mute.uLVLGW1
bmaymls‘You were burning up just a while ago too.’Zvsg
0d1qYq“Anyway, even if it’s a bit early, let’s think of it as early education and give the kids sex ed. We explain that marital relations aren’t dirty or terrifying, but something sublime and necessary.”DnhWb
n1djFIn short, she’s proposing parent-led early sex education!UQTt
o8b“Good idea, unnie!”NpFb0
h8J“Yes! We have to explain to the kids that doing that isn’t dirty!”WfvwB
Wpj0Looking back now it was a fucking stupid idea.7XKxgR
Fg9YD5“Hic! Hic!”8CSlLpk
eHEWZG4“Buaaaaa!”NyFPN
hPg8aHMeanwhile, the kids who had witnessed their parents’ shocking tangle were in shock and crying their eyes out.CLvh
29xd1wl“Buaaaaa!”AybM
4DpL“Nunas, stop crying.”9GIED4
UsDs“Why are you so calm?!”gnn5x
Z2K“Let him be. Kanta still doesn’t know what papa and mamas were doing.”RiwRI
ynEFyYHHearing the big sisters, the second son Kanta got mad.YES7
rIRLtgv“I know too! Papa and mamas were doing the sublime act to make babies!”4Lp7dmL
WVuf“My God, Kanta! Shut that mouth!”7XDc
sOya1B“Dirty! Dirty!!”Aii
1lqtlr0While Lusha and Aria couldn’t hide their horror, Lunia’s second daughter Airi cautiously asked.mWi6
GEjMw8“And how do you make babies?”V23ugP
djD“Duh, Airi, you don’t even know that? If papa and mama hold hands tight and sleep hugged, the stork brings the baby. Mama Hua taught me, so it’s true.”dqajWT
jsW6“Ah, right! Papa and mamas were waiting for the stork to bring the baby!”ZfT
jki4euVThe five-year-old twins didn’t know what to say to their four-year-old siblings’ answer.C6U
uPqykYKThey didn’t want to admit even under torture that their sex knowledge came from a
romance movie they accidentally watched.zMzQ
yu8o5ZeThe cultural products brought from Earth were having a slightly bad influence on the kids’ early education.mOJaO
c5Ka“But why were papa and mamas naked?”8GJ
HVdbpTo Airi’s question, Kanta answered.KBylq
qboU9“Weren’t they competing to see who gets the baby from the stork first? Since there are three mamas, if the stork brings only one baby, only one gets it. They were deciding with wrestling.”hwNemc
bfGk“Ah, right!”mCjnR
xLbMOYThe twins were about to lose their minds, but the conversation between the second son and second daughter continued.RXdgp
vku“But don’t we have too many babies already? Two more every year.”z0m1wAP
YDlRVlk“Mmm…”NujVjD
5G6AJust siblings nine. A big family of ten in total.
That alone was headache enough, and on top of that there were multiple mamas.EL7wV
MW3erV“Mama Marie has two more besides Deokgu hyung.”r76q
CvuAs“Mama Hua Ran only has one.”rYopmL
0HLJ“There’s also mama Estelle and mama Erin.”ylEH
OYWPTq“I… still can’t remember all the family names…”GIN
nA99HHaving too good a relationship is a problem, but having so many mamas is also a problem.st51vDK
iGgZ“Aunt Shia is pregnant again, right? Which uncle this time?”TOQB6I
hD7YGj2“They don’t know yet. But don’t storks bring babies? What’s being pregnant?”bnHKg
igtSc6“Duh. When the stork is busy, mamas incubate the egg with the baby inside.”kaxyObZ
l0Z0YKO“Ah, right!”Ptd
dCPgGWhile the absurd conversation between the second son and daughter went on, the older twins frowned remembering their parents’ image.zjiZqSF
mlkXH“Papa with mama Alisha from behind like an animal…”gqCgdmT
k4R“Just like in the romance movie.”2udxP3
aUti“But in the movie there was only one woman.”wBty2u
dLhUB“That’s because papa is a womanizer.”3FgTEI
XLulp“Ugh, so dirty…”qxJM
Eq4hANuWhether they cared or not, time passed, and the three caught in that got dressed as best they could and gathered the kids.F8Fh
r77Y“Starting now…! Family meeting!”n88
zSIMP“Everyone hurry!”vn7VuCs
7iZ8h“It’s sex ed time, little ones.”hDuh
18zjjMorning witnessing parents’ that.oT6
ZRvAfternoon hearing from parents that that isn’t bad.TzKp1
Hlx3Another peaceful day in the Arden house.NaEY2K
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