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The Academy’s Sashimi Sword Master Chapter 249: Bloody War (3)

Chapter 249: Bloody War (3)

Aerial‍‌ hijacking. Four syllables,⁠ but it’s not​⁠⁠ a Korean idiom‍ or a Chinese​⁠‌ phrase—just plain English.‌​

Anyway.⁠‍

It’s⁠‍ the term used‌‍‍ to describe the‌‍⁠ act of hijacking​‌​ a plane. For​‍‌ someone like me,⁠‌ who only got​⁠ on one for​ the first time‌ a few months‌⁠ ago, it sounded⁠ like something out‍‌ of a different​ world.

[There⁠​‌ was no other‍‍ way, Mr. Kang.‍‍​ If we wanted‍‍⁠ to get there‍ in under five‍ hours, we couldn’t​ use conventional methods.]‍

The‍ reason we managed⁠​​ to get from‍ Korea to Hawaii‍⁠ in 4 hours‌‌​ and 57 minutes​ was that our​‍⁠ brilliant AI, Vixbig,‌ hijacked none other‍‍ than Changseong’s plane.‌​

I couldn’t explain the​‍ details even if‍​ I tried. Just​‌‍ imagine we filmed‌‍⁠ a movie starring‌​‍ Tom Cruise, and​‌ that’s pretty much⁠​ it.

The​ difference is that‍‌ he at least⁠‌⁠ uses stunt doubles.​​​ I did it​ bare. Almost got​ indigestion from that‍‍ ridiculously expensive hanwoo⁠‌​ beef.

Today⁠‌⁠ I experienced some‌‍‍ truly absurd things.‌ I became an‌‍‌ aerial terrorist, watched‍ the plane’s wheels‌‌ vanish with my‌‍ own eyes—all thanks⁠ to Vixbig.

[So?‍​ What do you⁠ think of my‍ efficiency?]

Vixbig​‌⁠ asked proudly, and⁠​ I was just​‍‍ about to send⁠‍⁠ a message to‌ Ryozo. Something like,‌‍ “I think Vixbig⁠⁠⁠ has a bug.‌‍‌ If we leave‌​‌ it like this,⁠‍ it’ll become an⁠⁠⁠ AI that threatens​‌‌ humanity,” and other​⁠‌ cheerful musings.

Just⁠ before I sent⁠ it, Vixbig, almost⁠‌⁠ sobbing, said.

[Why!?‍ What did I do wrong!? I did it all‍​ for you, Mr.‍⁠‌ Geom-Ma!]

This​ is what makes‌ AI so problematic.​‍​ It only wants‌ to solve things‌​ with logic and⁠ reason. They say‍ AI is replacing⁠ humans in many‍ fields, but it’s‌⁠‍ still got a long way to‌⁠ go.

“Well,‍‍​ I admit the​⁠ intention was good.​⁠​ I’ll let it​‌‌ slide this time.”‍

[Thank‌‌‌ you! Thank you​⁠ so much! Sniff,‌ sniff.]

Even⁠​ if it’s a bit unhinged, I can’t deny it⁠‌​ was useful. And‍‌​ for that alone,‌‌ I decided to​‍ be generous and‌‍ let it go.​‍

Though⁠​ honestly, the main​‌​ reason is that‍‍ I’ll need its‍‌‍ help in this‍ operation against the‍‍ commander.

‘I’m‌​ human. But that​​‍ makes me seem⁠ more calculating than‌‌ an AI.’

And‌⁠ I’m not a hypocrite. Oh, by⁠‌⁠ the way, that‌ actually is a Korean idiom, ‘철면피한.’⁠⁠ Literally means “iron-faced,”‌ or shameless.

It⁠‍ was one of​‍ two idioms my‍​​ first master used‍‍⁠ to describe me.​

The⁠​​ other was ‘불광불급.’‍‍ Literally, “If you​⁠‌ don’t go mad,‌ you won’t achieve⁠‌‌ anything.” But he⁠‍​ interpreted it a bit differently.

— “It’s supposed to⁠ mean achieving something⁠ through passion, but⁠ in your case,‍ it just means​ you’re insane. Remember,​ you’re not right⁠ in the head.​​‍ In fact, you’re‍⁠‍ the craziest among​‌ the crazies. A bit of morality‍⁠ and common sense‌‌ doesn’t make you‍​ normal. If it‌‌‌ weren’t for me,​‍⁠ you’d be a social outcast. Damn‌‍‌ it, the more‌‌ I think about‍ it, the angrier‌‍​ I get. I turned a beast‍‌‌ into a person—and⁠‌‍ for free!”

And‍‍ no matter how⁠⁠ I look at​ it, I still‌ don’t get it.⁠⁠‍ How can he​⁠‌ call me an​‍ outcast when I completed three full⁠‍ years of military‍‌ service?

“All‌‍​ I did was​ slap a couple‌‌‍ of troublesome customers.”⁠

My​ code of conduct‍​ has always been‍⁠‍ simple if you⁠‍​ treat me with​‍​ respect, I’ll treat⁠‍⁠ you like a king. If you‌‍ treat me like‌⁠ a dog, I’ll‍⁠​ beat you like‌ one in midsummer.⁠

Bottling⁠‍⁠ things up only⁠‌ makes you sick.‍ I’d rather give‍⁠⁠ the illness than‍​ receive it.

Yeah,‌ I admit I’ve​‌ got a temper.⁠​‌ And yeah, that’s⁠ led to me​⁠ being reassigned multiple‌ times. An open​‌​ secret.

Maybe​ that’s why some⁠‌ thugs tried to‌ recruit me. With​‍‍ how skilled I am with a sashimi knife, I probably looked like​ a promising prospect.‍

But​⁠​ hey. If that‍‌ old master saw⁠‌ what I’m doing‍‌ in this world‌​​ now, he’d surely⁠ change his tune.‍⁠​

1.⁠​‌ An AI that‍ hijacks planes Vixbig.⁠‍‌

2.‌​​ Changseong, the Association’s‍ deputy director, laughing‍ it off like‌‍⁠ it’s nothing—even after‍ his plane got‍⁠⁠ hijacked.

3.​ Victor Poison, his⁠‍ direct superior, who‍⁠ wears a penguin⁠‍‍ costume.

4.⁠⁠ Meain Poison, who‍ pulverized Kojima without‌‍ hesitation.

5.‍⁠ And me, Kang⁠‌​ Geom-Ma.

Just‍‍ listing them is​⁠‌ dizzying. And I swear, at least⁠​‍ I try to​‌‌ resolve things with‍‌‌ words. I only​‍ draw the sashimi⁠‌‌ knife when reason‍‌ fails.

Compared‌‌ to number 4,‍⁠ wouldn’t you say⁠⁠‌ I’m quite sensible?‍‍⁠

‘But​ now that I think about it,‌‍ there aren’t many⁠​⁠ sane people among‌​​ either the adults⁠​‍ or the youth.’⁠⁠

They⁠ say parents are‍‍ mirrors of their​ children, and seeing⁠ all this, I’m‍‍‌ starting to think​⁠​ the “M” in⁠‍​ Miracle Blessing doesn’t‌‌ stand for “Miracle,”‍‍ but for “Mad.”‍⁠ And that’s a pretty reasonable suspicion.‌

“……”‌

Now‌‌​ that I’ve said​ it out loud,‌ it sounds way‍​‌ too accurate.

***‍​

“Salute⁠‍​ to the Heavenly⁠ Sword and Vice⁠ President Changseong!”

Everyone,‌​ except for the​⁠⁠ Swordmaster, snapped to​ attention in unison.​‍

I scratched my forehead.‍​‌ Why is everyone‍ standing? There are‍‍‍ plenty of chairs.⁠​ Couldn’t they sit⁠⁠ down?

‘Did‍ they have a fight?’

From​ afar, I had⁠‍ already noticed raised‌ voices. Had I known, I would’ve​‍ walked in later.​

‘What‌‍⁠ a shame.’

Watching‍⁠​ arguments is the‌‌ next best thing⁠⁠ after watching fires.‍‌ And when it’s​‍‍ higher-ups throwing punches?‌‌‌ Even better.

Suddenly,​​ a scene from‍​ the 9 o’clock‍‍‍ news came to‍ mind. A domed​⁠‍ building suddenly turned​​‌ into a boxing​⁠​ ring. Middle-aged men⁠‌‍ in suits, sweating​‌ it out in⁠ a duel. In⁠‌ those moments, the‍‍ badges on their‍‍‍ chests lost all‌ shine.

The​ owners of those‍‌ badges displayed their​​ own martial arts.⁠​‌ A fist to​ the face, a kick to the⁠ shin brought one⁠​‍ to their knees.​​ Viewed on its⁠⁠​ own, the building‌​ was an excellent‍ martial training hall.‌

The​‍‍ warriors of the‍ rivers and lakes⁠‍‌ practiced chivalry under​‍⁠ a domed roof.​⁠‌ Their words carried​‍‍ the certainty of​ righteousness, and their⁠‍ actions were guided​‍ by a sense‍‌​ of representing the‍ people.

They⁠​‌ didn’t hesitate to‍​⁠ make fools of‍ themselves if it⁠‌ was for justice.​ That was the⁠​ righteous path of​ the martial world.‌

And‌⁠ this wasn’t any‌⁠ different.

Despite‍ a Corps Commander⁠ attacking at dawn,‍‌ everyone here was‍​ more focused on‌‍ fighting amongst themselves.​

True⁠ knights, abandoning the‍⁠‌ common good in‌‍ the name of​​‌ camaraderie. So exemplary‌ it made my​ heart skip a beat.

‘To‍‍ think I almost‌‍‌ witnessed that ridiculous​‍​ scene live.’

Apparently,‌ I was the⁠ one who ruined​⁠ it. Damn. A sigh escaped me‌ involuntarily.

A bureaucrat interrupting a meeting of warriors.‍

I had now become⁠ an unwelcome guest.‌‌

“……”​‍

A cold silence took⁠⁠‍ over the tent.⁠‌⁠ The atmosphere was​ thick with tension,‌​‌ frozen in place.⁠ Everyone still held​‍ their salute, hand⁠⁠ just above the​ eyebrow.

I glanced back. Changseong,‌​‌ still standing, gave​‍ me a simple‌ smile. So I spoke on behalf‌‍⁠ of both of⁠ us.

“At​ ease.”

“Yes,⁠‍⁠ sir!”

The​​ crowd parted, creating​⁠ a path for​ me. At the​ end of it‌ was the main⁠ chair, as if‍ to say that‌‍‌ was my rightful​​ seat.

I walked slowly and​ sat down. Only‍‍ then did the‍ others begin to​‌ take their seats⁠‌​ one after another.‍⁠​ I rested an‌ elbow on the‌​‍ armrest and asked⁠‍ lazily,

“So?‍⁠ What sparked this‌⁠ lovely harmony? Care‍‌ to share the‌⁠‍ show?”

Everyone⁠‌ instantly paled. I was joking, but—⁠​

“The​​ Japanese hero squad​​ expressed a desire‍ to remain in⁠⁠ the rear for​​​ this operation. It⁠ caused a bit⁠⁠ of friction.”

One‌ of the Association’s‍​ senior staff confessed​​‍ the truth. To‌ put it kindly,‌ a confession. In‍‍​ other words, gossip.‌‍‌

Of‍⁠​ course, the accused⁠ side didn’t stay‍ silent. A young‍ uniformed officer responded‍‍⁠ immediately.

“That’s​⁠⁠ a misrepresentation. We​‌ didn’t say we‌‍​ wanted the rear‌ without reason, Heavenly⁠ Sword.”

According⁠ to her nameplate,‌⁠ she was Yoshinari​ Remi. Her shoulder​ band clearly showed​ three stars.

Remi‍⁠⁠ straightened and looked⁠​‍ me in the‌‍‌ eye. Then, with​ a firm tone‍‍‍ and martial cadence,⁠‍ she spoke.

“While​‌ I can’t completely⁠ deny the intervention⁠ of higher authorities…‍ our army’s First‍ Battalion consists primarily‌ of archers under⁠ Lord Absolute’s direct‌​ command. Assigning long-range‌⁠‍ troops to the‌ rear is basic⁠‌ tactical principle.”

The⁠⁠ Association official furrowed‌‍ his brow sharply.‌‌‍

“So‌ the Association, being⁠ mostly melee, should‍⁠ just go up‌⁠⁠ front as cannon​ fodder—is that what‌ you’re saying?”

“How‍‍ can you twist​⁠‍ it like that?‍‌ I’m saying, for​ reasons of efficiency‌⁠ and logic, it’s‌ appropriate.”

“Wars‌‍⁠ are won with​⁠​ the body, not‍ the brain.”

“And⁠​​ when you don’t‌⁠ use your brain,‍‌​ more bodies die.​⁠ That’s war.”

“Are⁠ you playing with​​‌ words, General Remi?”⁠⁠⁠

“I‍‍‍ would never dare.‌​⁠ I spoke up⁠ because it felt​⁠​ like our troops⁠‌ were being belittled.”‌‌

The‌ dispute flared again.⁠ The Swordmaster rubbed‌‍ his eyelids in‌ resignation. Changseong, arms‍​ crossed, watched me‌​ with faint anticipation.‍⁠ Director Sung looked⁠‌ at me nervously.⁠

In‌⁠ the end, it⁠‌⁠ was on me⁠ to bring order.‌‍⁠ Though it wasn’t​⁠ just because of​‍‌ the pressure—I already‌⁠ had plans, and‍‌ resolving this was​‌ necessary to move⁠​ forward.

Bang!‍

I drew my sashimi​ blade and stabbed‍ it between them‌‌ like lightning. The‌​‌ blade quivered in⁠⁠ the center of‌ the table.

“……”‌

Both⁠ of them fell⁠‌‌ silent instantly, eyes​⁠‌ darting between me‍ and the sashimi.‌‌‌ A bucket of‌ cold water in⁠​⁠ a boiling room.‍‌

I pointed at the‍ blade with my‌​ chin and asked,​​

“Who’s​‍⁠ the highest-ranking authority⁠​‌ here by protocol?”⁠

General​ Remi swallowed.

“The‍⁠‍ Heavenly Sword and​‍ Vice President Changseong,​⁠ members of the‌ Seven Stars.”

“And​​ you must know‍⁠‌ that in times⁠⁠ of war, a superior’s word becomes⁠⁠​ law.”

Remi’s‌‌​ eyes widened.

As⁠‍‌ if wondering how​⁠​ a seventeen-year-old knew‌‍⁠ that. Of course‍ I do. I didn’t do three​ years of military‍​ service for nothing.‌​

“From‍‍‌ now on, what‌ I say will​ be law. If‌‌​ you disagree, don’t​​‍ speak. Just pull⁠ the sashimi from‌‍⁠ the table. You​‌ can use it⁠ to stab me⁠ or to kill‍‍‌ yourself—your call.”

“……”⁠

“But⁠⁠ I warn you,​ your decision will‍⁠ also affect your‍​ subordinates. If you‌⁠‌ die, your squad‍ will automatically be⁠ reassigned to the⁠​​ enemy’s side. If‌⁠ you stab me,⁠‍​ I’ll consider it‍⁠⁠ rebellion, and after​ this, your entire‌ battalion will face​⁠⁠ a hero tribunal.”‌

Both​‌‍ stayed quiet, listening‌⁠ closely.

“In‌ war, it’s the⁠‍ leaders’ poor judgment‍⁠ that kills or⁠⁠‍ burdens their troops.”⁠​

The‍ atmosphere settled after​‍​ a moment. I turned to General‍‌‍ Remi.

“I‌‍‍ accept your proposal.‍ If your squad‍ is primarily long-range,⁠ it makes no⁠ sense to place​ them in the⁠‍‌ front line.”

“……!”​‍​

Remi’s​‌ eyes widened in‌ surprise at my⁠​‌ response.

“However,‍‌ all heavy weapons,⁠‌‌ tanks, and close-combat‍ heroes will be⁠​ assigned to the⁠‌ Association. Also, after​‌‌ the operation, Japan⁠ will receive the​‍⁠ smallest share of​​⁠ the reward. Any‍ objections?”

“No.”‍‍

She‍​‍ responded without hesitation.⁠⁠ I then turned​‍ to the Association‍ official.

“Then‌‍ the Association will‍⁠ receive a greater‍​ share.”

The‍⁠‌ man nodded, still‌‍ slightly dazed.

“Yes,‍​‍ that’s correct.”

“And⁠‍ the participating Association⁠⁠ heroes should receive​ internal rewards accordingly.”‍

I looked to Changseong.⁠​ He met my​‍‍ gaze and smiled⁠​‌ broadly.

“As​ Vice President, I promise immediate promotion‌​‌ by one rank⁠ to all participants.‍‌ If they do​‍‍ well, maybe even⁠​⁠ more.”

That’s‌ what I like‌‌ about Changseong—always direct.​​

“Perfect.”‍⁠

I looked back at‌ the two. They​ were staring at‌‍⁠ me, mouths agape.​

They’d​ catch flies like‌‌‌ that. I retrieved‌ the sashimi from⁠⁠ the table and‌ said,

“For​‍ now, let’s eat.⁠‌ After all that‌​‌ arguing, you must⁠ be hungry. And‍​⁠ since we’re staying​‍ the night here,‌ go brush your⁠ teeth.”

Everyone​ stood up at‍​‌ once. The insignias‍‌⁠ and medals on​⁠ their chests clinked‌‌ loudly.

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