Got a Gallery in the Wild — Chapter 65: Strange Ones (2)

Chapter 65: Strange Ones (2)

Title)⁠‌ Damn sons of‌ bitches motherfcking bastards‍⁠

DemonPrincess‌

(video‍⁠ of Chayu conceding‍‌⁠ a goal in‍‌ 30 seconds)

I receive orichalcum from‍ a good person,⁠⁠ the quality improves‍‍ and it no⁠‌ longer cuts out‌ and what’s the⁠ point of that‌‌⁠ if all I get to see‍ is us conceding‌ a goal in‍ 1 minute in‌‌‍ HD? fck

ㄴHeavenlyDemon)⁠ Calm down. At‌ this rate, you‌ could fall into‍ inner demons.

ㄴSwordMaster)‍ I think she‌⁠⁠ already fell into‌ one

ㄴfr,‌‍ if even she’s⁠⁠ like this then‌‍ it’s definitely an⁠‍ inner demon

ㄴlmao‌ but how do‌ they concede a goal like that?‍‍

ㄴthe‌⁠ ball passed through‌ and the opposing‌‌ striker got it‌ lmao

ㄴwasn’t‍ that goalkeeper from‍⁠ Satan’s league? He⁠ was good there,‌ what happened to⁠⁠ him?

ㄴhe’s in the process,⁠ chill

ㄴDemonPrincess)⁠ shut up. It’s⁠ his first season, isn’t it too‍ much?

ㄴbut⁠ you started insulting‍ first

ㄴDemonPrincess)⁠ that version of‌‍⁠ me already died.‌‍‍ Now I am⁠‍⁠ at peace

ㄴthe‌ audacity lmao

ㄴWildGrills)⁠‌⁠ uh… are you‍ okay?

ㄴDemonPrincess)⁠ I showed you⁠ something embarrassing. sorry‍

ㄴWildGrills)‍⁠ it’s okay. by‍⁠ the way, is⁠‌ it really orichalcum?‍

ㄴDemonPrincess)‌ I implanted it⁠‍⁠ without checking, but⁠ it works perfectly,‍⁠ so it definitely‌‌ is

Yes,‍‍ it was orichalcum.‍‍

That‌ alone was enough.‌

From‍‌ now on, besides‍ mandrakes, I should‌⁠‍ also add orichalcum‌ to the list‌‍ of trade items.⁠⁠‍

‘Though⁠ since it’s a mineral, it probably won’t be that popular.’

Unlike‌‌‍ mandrakes that can‍⁠ be consumed, orichalcum‌⁠ is difficult to‌‍ use.

At‍⁠‍ most, it’s useful‍‌‌ for preventing overheating like DemonPrincess did.‍⁠

Still,‍‌ they said it’s‍⁠⁠ expensive, so it‌‌ should trade well.‌⁠‌

ㄴKingLeor)‍‌ as always DemonPrincess‍‍‍ lol getting things‌‌ for free

ㄴhere‌ comes the Leor‌⁠ fan again lmao‍⁠

ㄴthat‌‍ guy always shows‌ up lmao

ㄴWildGrills)‍‌ what’s a “Leor‍ fan”?

ㄴLeor‌‍ fans are called⁠⁠ “Leor,” they combine‍ it with “worm”‌‌‍ and it becomes‌‍ that

ㄴWildGrills)⁠ ah, like a nickname

ㄴKingLeor)‌‍‍ just call me‍ Leor, not that.‍ hey

ㄴWildGrills)⁠‍ yeah?

ㄴKingLeor)‌ after seeing that,‌‌ are you still⁠‌ going to support Chayu?

ㄴWildGrills) in my world‍‌ we say this‍

ㄴKingLeor)‍ say what?

ㄴWildGrills)‌⁠⁠ if they score⁠ 3 goals on‍‌ us, then we⁠ score 4

ㄴsounds⁠‌ stupid but it makes sense…!

ㄴlegendary⁠ response lol

ㄴthat’s⁠ something someone who‍‍‍ reached enlightenment would⁠⁠‍ say lmao

ㄴDemonPrincess)‌⁠⁠ what a great phrase! stop giving weird ideas and⁠‍ leave

ㄴKingLeor)‍‌ now I’m even‌ more interested. I’ll⁠⁠ turn you into⁠‍ a Leor fan‍‌ no matter what. what do you‌ want?

ㄴWildGrills)‍⁠⁠ how about we‍ meet and cheer‍‌ together? then I’ll⁠⁠ become a Leor‍ fan

ㄴKingLeor)‌‍‌ bro;;;

ㄴlmao

ㄴelegant‌ rejection lmao

A fan needs conviction.⁠‍⁠

If‍‌‍ you abandon your‌⁠ team just because‍⁠ it’s weak, then⁠⁠ there’s no point.‍⁠⁠

Out⁠‌ of all the‍‍ fans I’ve seen,‌⁠ very few leave⁠⁠ willingly.

Usually⁠‍ it only happens‍‍ when the club does something unforgivable.‌

For‍ example, kicking out‌⁠ a symbolic player‌ for money.

‘Would‍⁠ there also be⁠⁠ symbolic players here?’‌

Players who represent an‍ era.

But‍ this world has⁠‌⁠ many races, and demons and elves‌ live a long time.

The‌⁠⁠ concept of an‌ “era” is different,‌ so it’s complicated.‌‌

Title)‍ how long does‌ an athlete’s career last?

WildGrills‍‍

In‍‌ my world there‍‌‌ were only humans,‌ but what about demons and elves?

ㄴthis‍ guy’s concept gets⁠‍ weirder every time lmao

ㄴWildGrills)⁠‌‍ it’s true. anyway,‍ what about them?⁠‌⁠ do they play‍⁠ for 100 years?⁠‌

ㄴno,‌ that’s super rare.⁠‌⁠ generational replacement is‌‍ fast

ㄴWildGrills)⁠‍ why?

ㄴbecause⁠ of the knees.‍‍ they get destroyed,‍ so lifespan doesn’t⁠‍‍ matter

ㄴand⁠‌ humans evolve tactically,⁠ so they become⁠⁠‍ outdated

ㄴbasically,‍ they become old-fashioned.‌‌‍ that’s why they⁠⁠‍ lose to humans‍ lmao

ㄴWildGrills)‍ I see

ㄴalso‍ humans have absurd‌ peak performances. one‍ scored more than‌‌‍ 100 goals in⁠‍ a season

ㄴwhat’s‌ he doing now?‌⁠

ㄴhe⁠ retired and lives⁠ peacefully. they say‍‌‍ he even received‌ a noble title‍⁠

ㄴLetsPlantTrees)‍ We elves are‍‌ improving too! Many⁠‍ play in Mephisto‌‍

ㄴthe‍ ones planting trees‌ that got caught?‌

ㄴthey‍‌ got expelled lmao‌

ㄴno,‌⁠ he was so‌ good they only‌‍ gave him probation⁠

ㄴif‌‌⁠ you’re good at⁠ sports they forgive‌ everything;;

ㄴstill⁠⁠ weird seeing elves‍ in sports

ㄴthe elf queen opened up the culture‌‌⁠ a lot, though she overdoes it⁠‍ lmao

ㄴfew⁠⁠ rulers have such‌‍ obvious strengths and⁠⁠ flaws

That⁠⁠‌ was basically it.‌

Demons⁠ and elves live‍ longer, so their⁠ youth lasts longer‌‌ and their careers⁠‍ do too.

Humans,‍ meanwhile, have an‍ incredibly high peak and are the‍ closest to winning.‌

‘That’s‌ why they don’t‍‌ complain that much‌ about inequality.’

Every race has its advantages and disadvantages.‍‌‍

In‍ the end, people are the same‌ everywhere.

[honestly,‍ it’s annoying how‍ Grills pretends to⁠‍‍ know sports]

“Hmm?”‍⁠

While‍‍⁠ watching DemonPrincess’s highlights,⁠‌ that title caught‌⁠ my attention.

It‌ wasn’t anything serious,‌ but I got curious and entered.

Title)‌‍ honestly, it’s annoying‍⁠ how Grills pretends⁠‌ to know sports

If you’re real, post‍‌ a good meme‌‌ and prove you’re‌‌‍ a fan

ㄴWildGrills)⁠ I’m a casual‍‌ fan. if it bothered you, sorry‍⁠

ㄴif‌ you say that‍ you make me‍⁠‌ look bad;; still, drop a meme‍‍

ㄴlmao‌ he can’t let‍⁠ go of the meme

ㄴhey, didn’t you see‍ the one he‌ said before? the‌‍ 4 goals thing⁠ lmao

ㄴthat’s⁠ soccer. drop a baseball one

ㄴWildGrills)⁠‌⁠ ok give me⁠ a second

That‌ was easy.

Where⁠ I come from,‍‌ the internet is‍⁠⁠ full of memes.‍‍

I just had to‍‍ pick a good⁠‍ one.

Title)‍ ???: please put‍‌‍ it in

(photo‍⁠ of a crying fan clutching his‌ head)

PUT THE BALL IN THE STRIKE ZONE‍‍ ALREADY, FCK!!!

ㄴlmaoooooooo‍‌

ㄴlmao‍⁠

ㄴhow‌ did he think‍‍ of that so⁠ fast?

ㄴI‍‍⁠ thought it was‌‍ +18 content lmao‍⁠

ㄴthis‍ guy is insane⁠⁠ lmao

ㄴHeroDontThrowAway)‍‌ Ah! I thought⁠ it was inappropriate⁠‌ content!

ㄴWildGrills)‌‌ I don’t have⁠‌ many pictures. I found that one‌ while searching

ㄴHeroDontThrowAway) can you show⁠ your gallery?!

ㄴWildGrills)‍ nope

ㄴlmao⁠⁠⁠

ㄴthis⁠‌‍ guy definitely has more lmao

Let’s⁠ be honest, how‌⁠ could you not⁠‍‍ laugh?

If⁠‍ you hold it‌ in, you’re not⁠‍ a man.

Besides, there are many⁠ races, so it’s‌ inevitable that it‌‍ attracts attention except‍‍ for dwarves and⁠‍ beastmen.

Remembering a certain image,‌ I shook my‍‌ head hard.

Physical‌ wounds heal with‌ elixir, but mental‍‍ ones do not.‌⁠

[Chayu vs Leor: Chayu in danger! But⁠ Elikto saves it!]‍

[Chayu‌ vs Leor: Chayu‍ in danger again!⁠ rebound and out!]‌

[Chayu⁠‍ vs Leor: Kares‌‍‍ amazing goal!!! Chayu‌‌ concedes again!]

While⁠ I was distracted,‌‌⁠ Chayu conceded another goal.

One⁠‍ in 30 seconds,⁠‍ another at the⁠ 10-minute mark.

And the one uploading‍ the videos was⁠‌⁠ DemonPrincess.

Even‌⁠ though her team‌ is losing, she⁠ keeps uploading everything. Her mentality is strong.

Title)‍‌ Chayu vs Leor:⁠ Kares amazing goal!!!‍

DemonPrincess‌

(video‍ of a long⁠⁠ shot going cleanly‍‍ in)

Damn useless idiots.

Or⁠⁠⁠ maybe she had‌ already overcome everything⁠‍ and reached enlightenment.‌

It⁠⁠ was a sad⁠‌ situation, but there‍‌ was nothing I could do.

Only keep watching the⁠⁠ videos.

I don’t know tactics,‍⁠‌ I’m just a casual fan.

‘Looks‌⁠ like they’re only‌ defending…’

From‌ what I saw,‌ Chayu was only⁠‌ desperately defending.

Maybe‌‍ they should do⁠ what I said‌ concede 3 goals,‌ but score 4.‍‍

Well,‍ like I said‌‍ before, there’s nothing‍ I can do⁠‍ besides cheer.

Title)‍‌⁠ Chayu vs Leor:⁠⁠ added time ends.⁠ Leor leads by‌ 2
DemonPrincess⁠

(video‌‌ of the players‌ entering the locker⁠ room)

wow the quality really⁠⁠ is fcking good‌ lol

fck‍

ㄴshe‍‍⁠ can’t hide the‍ rage lmao

ㄴbut‍⁠⁠ the image and⁠‌ sound quality really⁠⁠ improved a lot.‍‍ is this the‌ power of orichalcum?‍⁠

ㄴI‍ want orichalcum too…‌

ㄴeveryone⁠‍ who wants Grills‌‍ to give it‍⁠‍ away for free,⁠‌ like this lmao⁠‌⁠

ㄴme‍‍⁠ first lmao

No⁠⁠‍ chance.

If⁠⁠ they don’t give⁠‍ me something good,‌ no deal.

Besides,‍ now I’ll have‍ to be more‍ cautious with other‍‌ users.

The‌ people I traded⁠ with before helped⁠‌ me without asking‌ for anything.

And‍‌⁠ almost everything can‌ be bought at‌ the auction, so I’ll be demanding.‌‌

[Chames‍‌ United signs Kios⁠‌ for 100 billion‍⁠‌ yura]

[idiots]⁠‌‍

[???:‍ didn’t you save‌‌ the game?]

[It’s‌‌ still early to⁠⁠⁠ be disappointed]

When‌ halftime started, the‍‍ gallery filled with memes.

The‌ usual flavor.

I laughed while looking⁠‍ at some of⁠‌‍ them.

Someone‌ once said that⁠ bad teams have⁠‍ a special aura.‌

And‌ that turns into humor.

[KingLeor‌ has requested a trade. Accept?]

“Hm?”‌

While⁠ checking the gallery,⁠⁠‍ something unexpected happened.‌⁠‌

KingLeor,‌‌ the one always‌⁠⁠ arguing with DemonPrincess,‍ sent me a request.

I blinked and accepted⁠‌ out of curiosity.⁠ He was someone familiar.

[KingLeor:‍‌ Hello. Thanks for‍‌ accepting]

[WildGrills:⁠‍ Hello. What’s up?]‍⁠⁠

[KingLeor:‌⁠ Well… I wanted‌ to know if you have spare orichalcum…]

He clearly wanted it.‌‍

His⁠‍‍ tone was very⁠⁠⁠ formal.

[WildGrills:‍‌ Not for free.⁠‌ Do you also⁠⁠‍ have transmission magic?]‍

[KingLeor:‍ I saw Chayu’s⁠‍‌ video and couldn’t⁠ resist…]

So⁠‍ he was jealous.‌‍

Still,‌‍ he was honest.⁠‌‍

He’s‌ an intense fan,‍‍⁠ but he doesn’t seem like a bad person.

[WildGrills:‌ Not free. What can you offer?]

[KingLeor:‍ A uniform?]

[WildGrills:⁠⁠‍ Sorry, I’m a Chayu fan]

No‍⁠ way I’d accept‍ that.

But‌ I held back.‌‌

[KingLeor:‌ Then a sphere⁠ with Light magic?]‍⁠

[WildGrills:‍‌ What’s that?]

[KingLeor:‍ If you hit‌ the sphere, Light⁠ magic activates automatically.‌‌ It would be‌ useful for you]‌

[WildGrills:‌ No, I meant‌‌⁠ what is Light⁠‌ magic]

There was silence.

[KingLeor:‍ It’s illumination magic.⁠ A sphere of‌‍ light appears and‌ lights up the surroundings]

[WildGrills:⁠ You’d give me‍‌ that? Isn’t it‌ expensive?]

[KingLeor:‌ It’s somewhat expensive,⁠‌‍ but for transmission⁠ it’s worth it…]⁠

[WildGrills:⁠ Your race…?]

[KingLeor: A demon lord‍‌ who loves football]‌‌

A perfect trade.

I accepted.

Now‌⁠ I’ll be able‌⁠‍ to explore caves‍ much better.

[KingLeor:‌ You only need⁠ to put mana‌ into it]

[WildGrills:⁠ Thanks]

[KingLeor:‍ Before we finish…⁠ can you say‍⁠‌ “Leor fighting”?]

[WildGrills: sorry haha;;]

[KingLeor: ㅠㅠ]

The‍‌ trade ended.

“Hm?”⁠

But‌‍ he also sent‌ me a uniform.‌‍‌

Chayu’s⁠ was white.

Leor’s⁠ was too, but‍‍⁠ with stripes and⁠‌ a hawk as‌ its emblem.

‘He⁠ really made an⁠⁠ effort.’

I quietly put it⁠ away.

I didn’t want DemonPrincess‍ to feel betrayed.⁠

[Chayu‌‍ vs Leor: halftime⁠ ends. Leor kicks‍⁠‍ off]

While‌⁠‌ I was trading,⁠‌ halftime ended.

[Chayu⁠⁠ vs Leor: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo]‍⁠

And‌‌‌ DemonPrincess’s mind collapsed.

I entered, and right⁠⁠⁠ after it started,‍⁠‍ another goal.

Comments⁠ exploding everywhere.

The‍ best one was.‌

ㄴKingLeor)‌ Chayu, don’t worry.⁠‍‍ Just score 4 goals

ㄴDemonPrincess)‍ son of a bitch

ㄴlmaoooo‌‍

ㄴ???:‍ if they score‍‍ 3 on you, score 4

ㄴthis‌‌ is your moment‌‌ to prove it‌ lmao

ㄴtrust⁠ Grills

What⁠ a way to‍‍⁠ provoke someone.

But‌ in football, a 3-goal difference is⁠ basically defeat.

Normally,‍ you’d give up.‍

‘Though maybe they’ll score 4.’

DemonPrincess wasn’t going to⁠ give up.

Neither⁠ was I going‍‍ to stop watching.‍

And‌ then.

[Chayu vs Leor: consolation⁠ goal by Kares]‌

Then—

[Chayu⁠‌ vs Leor: another⁠ goal by Kares. they’re down by‍‌‍ 1]

And‍⁠ then—

[Chayu‍ vs Leor: HAT-TRICK‌⁠ BY KONE!!! TIE‍‌‍ GAME!!!]

They tied it.

And‌‍ then.

Title)⁠⁠⁠ Chayu vs Leor:⁠ GOOOOOOOOOOL IN THE‌‌ LAST MINUTE!!!
DemonPrincess⁠‌

(video‍ of the comeback‍‍ goal with the‍⁠ celebration taking off‍‌ the shirt)

AAAAAAAAAA!!!⁠‍ I KNEW IT!!!

ㄴWTF this happened lmao‌⁠

ㄴmaximum‌ dopamine lmao

ㄴwhat⁠ the hell happened,‌ why are they‌‍ suddenly playing like‌‌‌ this lmao

ㄴthey⁠⁠ abandoned defense and‍ only attacked and it worked lmao‌

ㄴ???:‍‍‌ if they score‍ 3 on you, score 4

ㄴwe‍⁠ praise you, prophet‍

ㄴit was a prophecy‍ lmao

ㄴ3 against, 4 for‍ lol

A miracle happened.

T/N:‍

Ah,‍‍ I had forgotten‍ to mention it,‍ but if you‍‍ notice that the‍ genders of the characters change, it’s‌‌ because in the‍⁠‍ chat, since it’s‍‌‍ anonymous, the characters’⁠‍‍ genders aren’t specified‍⁠ just so you⁠⁠ know.